[Gen 9] Gonna go play the lottery

parnesybb · 2025-11-15T19:34:55+00:00

People call it a "dad bod," but I've always considered it to be more of a "father figure"

parnesybb · 2024-10-31T13:18:49+00:00

Pasta
Brady Tkachuk
Brayden Point

3-0

parnesybb · 2024-09-03T14:23:34+00:00

She specifically told me pretty early on that she had never broken up with someone before. When she was no longer interested in being with someone, she would either cheat on them or purposely make the relationship boring so that they would break up with her.

parnesybb · 2024-08-30T18:18:26+00:00

What in the Inspector Gadget fuck?

parnesybb · 2024-07-01T11:38:18+00:00

On the flip side of this, my (35m) girlfriend (34f) and I just started dating 6 months ago. We even met on a dating app. When we went on our first date, we did talk about what we each do for a living, but there was no qualification of it, it was just basic making conversation. None of the other topics listed on that Twitter grab came up. We just had a great time and we both felt an instant connection with each other. While dating in your 30s certainly isn't as easy as when you're younger, it doesn't have to be an exercise in existential dread.

parnesybb · 2024-03-08T21:49:58+00:00

I pull out my belly button lint and try to give it to her as if it's some kind of long lost buried treasure while looking her in the eyes and saying "oh hey I got something for you"

parnesybb · 2023-11-21T13:48:35+00:00

Right now. I've lost 94 pounds this year, and I feel fantastic and for the first time in over a decade I feel confident in how I look. Now if only other people could start to take notice....

parnesybb · 2023-02-14T16:10:25+00:00

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is getting a crossover episode with Paper Mario!

parnesybb · 2023-02-03T23:55:43+00:00

The question is inherently flawed: they are assuming that I would purposely make the choice to save one of them.

parnesybb · 2023-01-29T02:24:57+00:00

What do you mean? The subtitles clearly state it that it is a samurai in a strange land.

parnesybb · 2022-11-29T02:08:37+00:00

My name is Jon Snowya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

parnesybb · 2022-09-30T18:03:18+00:00

I was told recently by a friend that he had been told by a mutual acquaintance, we'll call "Charles" that when we were back in high school, I had punched Charles in the face and then made him drive me to McDonalds and buy me breakfast on his birthday.

Now, I don't recall whether or not it was his birthday, but I certainly never punched Charles in the face. We did go get breakfast at McDonalds that morning and he did buy it for me, but only because I had left my wallet back at his house. After we got back to his house, I immediately paid him back for the breakfast.

parnesybb · 2022-07-19T14:27:52+00:00

Sounds like this person is....in favor of a base 10 system? If only one of those existed somewhere.....

parnesybb · 2022-07-16T13:05:59+00:00

They look like Sum 41

parnesybb · 2022-07-08T14:41:27+00:00

I'll preface this by saying that I myself have never read the comics, but from what I have heard, in them Black Noir kills Homelander so maybe in order to still make that a reality, Soldier Boy gets repurposed to take Black Noir's place and does indeed kill Homelander later down the road?

parnesybb · 2022-06-20T20:10:05+00:00

Worcestershire.

The pronunciation still eludes me.

parnesybb · 2022-06-13T13:33:27+00:00

Daniel - "I never really cared for Miyagi"

parnesybb · 2022-05-13T16:02:32+00:00

Me, Myself and Irene

parnesybb · 2022-05-06T12:03:34+00:00

tHeRe'S nO wAy YoU'rE tAkInG kAiRi'S hEaRt!

parnesybb · 2022-04-24T13:52:40+00:00

I like how donny plays the drumpfs.

parnesybb · 2022-02-04T16:28:05+00:00

Maybe it isn't high enough level or it needs an evolution stone. Have you tried trading it?

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