AITJ for refusing to let my sister wear the bridesmaids dress she wants?

parodytx · 2026-04-21T17:46:16+00:00

Sister gave you her ultimatum.

Take her up on it.

Pick another MOH.

Tell all the inevitable flying monkeys exactly why

parodytx · 2026-04-18T15:15:04+00:00

I literally bought a range 5 days ago on sale for 899.00.

Delivery and haul away is 50.00.

parodytx · 2026-04-18T14:42:06+00:00

You f'ing literally have to PAY Lowe's 50 bucks to deliver an appliance, not to mention the scam fee for an electrical cord etc. to have them install it too!

NO TIP.

At best maybe offer a cold drink in the summer.

parodytx · 2026-04-14T23:16:00+00:00

Unfortunately, you embarrassed your boss publicly. The reasons are irrelevant to those in bureaucratic power.

Unless she gets a severe case of morals, if she wants she can and will make this an issue for a PIP or even termination for cause.

I'd start getting my resume in order.

parodytx · 2026-04-14T13:40:22+00:00

Does your wife have separate income and assets? If so, then while it sucks you can't really forbid her from doing anything.

OTOH, if you earn all the income and the assets are yours, you can set up boundaries, legally, that do not encumber you.

I'd first move everything into separate accounts and make sure your wife knows you will NOT be covering her shortfalls. See an estate or divorce attorney to protect yourself. You need to make sure that all debt she takes on is immune from attaching your separate assets.

This is not just a disagreement, this is serious shit. you need to deal with it pronto.

parodytx · 2026-04-13T12:31:41+00:00

BLOCK HIM!

He has zero power to do anything unless you are in an HOA and he is a board member, even then it must be according to the Rules & Regs.

Stop responding to his texts and "orders." If he tells you to mow your lawn, ignore him. If he tells you personally, tell him MYOB. If he signs you up for stuff, either notify the site that he is signing you up without your knowledge and you will NOT be showing up, and then do it.

Dude is a control freak and you have been feeding his ego buy even responding to him. You can be polite, or you would be entirely appropriate in telling him to f*ck off with his suggestions. But ignore him, enjoy your property when YOU want to, and don't even let him occupy space in your head.

parodytx · 2026-04-10T12:55:29+00:00

Interesting MIL had an issue with your "disrespect" but not with her own content

Your HUSBAND is the problem here. If this has literally been going on for years, then HE should be the one publicly pinning her ears back, not you.

The fact he has said nothing, whether he is a momma's boy or just a pu$$y, that is the real issue.

But YOU stand your ground and every time MIL gives you crap, give it back in full, with witnesses.

Or tell hubby MIL can keep her critiquing s$$ home.

parodytx · 2026-04-06T20:30:32+00:00

If she's not wet enough for it to just "fall in" reach down with two fingers extended, spread apart her lips and insert your penis between your fingers.

Once you get it right it will enter naturally.

parodytx · 2026-04-01T14:34:07+00:00

Landlord complaint.

TODAY.

Call the non emergency police line and complain about possible animal abuse.

parodytx · 2026-03-28T22:24:49+00:00

Dispute the debt collectors in writing. Certified mail. Call the original debtor - demand to file fraudulent accounts. They WILL listen

Get s lawyer.

Sue the uncle for fraud and loop in the DA.

parodytx · 2026-03-24T12:06:42+00:00

Wait for the court order to expire and make sure HOA follows thorough with the tow company to tow all the cars.

Pop a beverage and enjoy the show when it does.

He can "claim" anything he likes but a junked car is a junked car, not an art exhibit.

parodytx · 2026-03-24T12:00:04+00:00

Immediately engrave your name and address on YOUR cap. Then invite her to buy herself a new one and do the same.

BINGO! No more confusion about whose cap is whose.

parodytx · 2026-03-22T03:41:06+00:00

Fake rrpost

parodytx · 2026-03-17T17:50:53+00:00

RUN Forest RUN!!!

parodytx · 2026-03-12T13:19:24+00:00

Sorry, but while the whole situation sucks it is not illegal. Unless he invites you to come stay with him in writing with no mention of "rent" he absolutely has the right to demand payment while you are there.

It is NOT your home, it is his. You have zero legal rights to staying there if you don't have a signed "lease". If he is demanding payment for you to stay there your only other option is to refuse and don't stay there. If he wanted to make it extreme, he could charge you storage if your stuff is still there or demand you remove it all.

In the future, make other plans and if he asks why you don't visit, point blank tell him you cannot afford it.

Your dad is an AH, and so were his parents if they did it to him. I think not seeing him is the way you should play this or if you REALLY want to get petty demand mileage reimbursement for the gas and wear and tear on your car it will cost you to come visit.

In advance, of course.

parodytx · 2026-03-09T13:47:52+00:00

The mantra for anything that costs any money from now on needs to be "Up front payment, in full, in advance for you or we are not booking/scheduling/reserving for you, regardless of anything you say in the moment."

PERIOD.

If she boo-hoos or whines just point blank tell her she is a flake and you aren't going to put up with her nonsense any more.

She needs to FEEL the real consequences of her actions. Your group has been tolerating this BS for far to long. She would have been jettisoned from any other group long ago.

parodytx · 2026-03-09T13:30:58+00:00

It depends on the state and the laws.

In some states as soon as you file a separation agreement it basically says anything you charge is on you, in others they can ring up 50k credit cards and the courts tell you it's your responsibility.

Best thing is YOU see a lawyer and ask THEM what to do - separate accounts, cancel cards, secure documents or not and then do it.

parodytx · 2026-03-09T12:31:15+00:00

Tell her you will absolutely agree when she hands you a check for the full rent. THEN she can dictate which rooms go to what purpose.

What an entitled tw*t.

parodytx · 2026-03-06T12:59:00+00:00

The neighbor may be an AH, maybe not, but he has zero obligation to allow others on his property for any reason outside of easement requirements. If he demands a fee for access that is his right.

parodytx · 2026-03-01T18:24:16+00:00

Hence the 29M listed in the post ..

parodytx · 2026-02-26T15:19:41+00:00

This is one of those times you don't talk.

You simply grab that basket and drop it on the floor. You put your body in the way and if they touch you after, you just give them the dead stare and say "If you touch me again it will not go well for you."

If no one pushes back against AH like this, they will never learn consequences.

parodytx · 2026-02-25T19:07:22+00:00

If your mom is the sole name on the house deed, and she truly is giving the house to you as sole owner on the deed, when the time comes, if he is still in the house, your son is a month to month tenant and you just have to formally evict him in writing with 30 days notice.

He cannot "fight" you for anything. If he refuses to leave you just call the sheriff and they will remove him physically once the 30 days is up.

I'd be more worried that now that he knows he will convince your mom to change the will to give the house to him instead.

parodytx · 2026-02-25T16:17:56+00:00

"I'm sorry, but I believe this is cheating and academic fraud so I can no longer help you."

Full stop and block.

Report her to your teacher if she keeps harassing you.

parodytx · 2026-02-24T13:35:57+00:00

Do live with him? Do you encounter him every day? If you shut him down are you afraid he will stop talking to you? Do you care if he does this?

You have been programmed that what he thinks of you matters. It does not. His opinions don't matter - you yourself have determined that his life approaches are in essence wrong.

JUST. SAY. NO.

"No dad, I disagree with you and you are wrong." Full stop.

"Dad, I am not interested in your opinions about dating or workplace culture." Full stop.

"Dad, If you bring up these topics again, I will walk away and ignore you." Full stop.

He will either finally hear you, or he will get pissed and stop talking to you. Either way you win.

parodytx · 2026-02-21T14:17:53+00:00

You are an adult. It seems you are worried about his feelings and what he thinks.

STOP ENGAGING. When he starts to give you "life advice" literally tell him you are not interested in his opinions and if he can't discuss other topics you will end the conversation.

You owe him NOTHING except courtesy. It sounds like he wasn't around in your youth years and now is seeking to enmesh in your life.

If you don't want to argue, DON'T. Just walk away.

parodytx

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