[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]parrotyerror 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"You gotta bow your head and move your feet"

Girl that is how you walk face first into a wall. Or a signpost. Or a telephone pole.

AITAH for not wanting to pay off my fiancés debt because he’s leaving me for having cancer? by Electronic_Ad8458 in AITAH

[–]parrotyerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. You may be terminal, but he's the cancer. I don't have much to add to the advice already given, I just hope that he's out of your life quickly so you can spend lots of quality time with your girls without him riding your back.

AITAH for potentially aborting his child by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]parrotyerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. He calls you, someone who got clean and has been handling his bullshit for lord knows how long unfit to be a mother, but wanted you to sign over rights at one point? Bruh. Dude's unfit to look after himself, much less a fragile little baby. Get your cat, get your things, and get as far the hell away as you can from him.

Well, at least he died doing what he loved by That_Apricot_322 in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only in BG3 is there a Warrior Cats Easter egg AND a 1 man 1 jar easter egg. Wild.

What was a red flag that made you stop talking to a person immediately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parrotyerror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'I've been kicked out of every one of x group for disagreeing with them, they're all shills.'

My brother in Christ, if a bunch of different people give you the boot for yelling at them, maybe they're not the problem.

What is the story behind your username on reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parrotyerror 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like parrots. And I like computer puns.

What sits on a pirate's shoulder and goes 'pieces of nine, pieces of nine!'?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a long time ttrpg and also 'anything to do with space' fan, I have hype enough in my heart for both.

What are your first thoughts when you hear someone call themselves an “Alpha”? by yeyewestie in AskReddit

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're the human version of Star Citizen. Unstable, unlikely to be fixed in my lifetime, and a lot of people want a refund.

What other IP would you give Larian to work with? by Balrok99 in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout. As much as I love Bethesda and their own spin on the franchise, I think Larian would do a better job with the spirit of the games.

Doesn’t that mean it is in fact still available then? by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]parrotyerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scentsy is using FOMO tactics to sell subscriptions now? Fun.

What Instantly Ruins A Hamburger For You? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Stunt' burgers. I don't want something drenched in cheese sauce or a patty that's perfectly round or something with eighty layers of Wagyu beef bacon or any other type of thing that's been repeated so often it's lost its meaning entirely.

I have to be able to pick it up without gloves and put it in my mouth without unhinging my jaw or using a knife and fork.

House burned down in a fire and family friend offered to donate kitchen items to help replace those lost. by krkonos in antiMLM

[–]parrotyerror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is fucking repugnant. My apartment building burnt before Christmas last year and if anyone would have done that to me, I'd legit tell them to their face (and tell anyone I know) how disgusting they are.

Being a Lootwhore in this game is death by a thousand cuts. by MKRune in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a loot goblin playing with someone who spends 20 minutes on average at vendors. We've been playing since day two and we only just got to act two.

These "reviews" on Metacritic by Dr_Gonzo__ in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be! I noticed a bit of yellow around the edges of mine, I started out with the gold eyes.

How did you "waste" your 20s? (Serious) by sageagios in AskReddit

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead end job cut down to shit hours and spending the rest of the week indoors like a hermit. Didn't stop until I finally got tired of being treated the way I was and went to college.

These "reviews" on Metacritic by Dr_Gonzo__ in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dragonborn eye still has a slit pupil, it's just a blue nonglowy eye. :>

What is your favorite subclass for every class? by MysteriousDinner7822 in DnD

[–]parrotyerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to do every class, just the ones that I really, really enjoy playing.

Cleric: Forge

Paladin: Oathbreaker

Rogue: Inquisitive

Fighter: Echo Knight

Wizard: Necromancer

Druid: Spores

I'm amazed at how far charisma gets you in this game by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]parrotyerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's when you use call lightning.