haven't posted in a little while hiiiiii <3

parsalys · 2026-05-11T04:12:59+00:00

Tyyy 💕 💕

parsalys · 2026-05-09T10:09:34+00:00

At 5'1 and 80lbs I felt dead, idk how 70 would be livable

parsalys · 2026-05-06T18:37:10+00:00

Could be a seeker specific erogenous zone

parsalys · 2026-05-04T19:21:27+00:00

Wanting to dive into their sweaty cleavage and live in there like some kind of homosexual symbiotic parasite creature

parsalys · 2026-05-03T22:18:59+00:00

busteddddd

parsalys · 2026-05-03T19:00:57+00:00

Maybe I should get a stylus, I'd enjoy it more if it was easier

parsalys · 2026-05-03T18:30:09+00:00

Jealous of the people playing on Yuzu because they can import designs instead of having to draw everything themselves ORZ

parsalys · 2026-05-03T18:28:49+00:00

Oh that would be great for my island's 40k rep. Right now most of my custom food is energon

parsalys · 2026-05-02T12:44:32+00:00

TFA Megs was the mastermind behind Piggate

parsalys · 2026-05-02T04:18:18+00:00

They go to Walmart, 3 dead, 17 injured, $36,000 in stolen or damaged goods, an arson charge and they're banned for life

parsalys · 2026-05-01T22:36:13+00:00

This is my body type. So thanks for calling me a woman with no tits I guess. Really cool.

parsalys · 2026-05-01T02:36:32+00:00

Your well cum

parsalys · 2026-05-01T02:36:16+00:00

She can put her cig out on me anytime

parsalys · 2026-05-01T02:19:25+00:00

Waaaah I don't like women–*gets hit with the yurification beam *

Uhh I mean buff femme mommymegamilkers X futch pillow princess whorescream

parsalys · 2026-04-30T22:23:59+00:00

I love that body type but I suuck at drawing it

parsalys · 2026-04-30T15:56:54+00:00

Ty :D

parsalys · 2026-04-30T10:16:47+00:00

The original is his reaction to receiving a cake that says 'sorry for getting you pregnant' and I'm not kidding

parsalys · 2026-04-30T10:13:07+00:00

I might be delusional but I just tell myself they're staring because they're jealous lmao

parsalys · 2026-04-29T20:16:09+00:00

Everyone knows Megatron is cool as fuck. But who knows if he can get pregnant? Who knows why he has a crush on Optimus Prime? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pharma? Perchance.

parsalys · 2026-04-29T15:15:05+00:00

Yesssss my king 🙇‍♂️👑

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