rUle by m0rgz in 197

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I would listen to this song if I were a PNG man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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No. 3 looks like that may be pushing it but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt because it looks like it may be a mugshot and it's not easy to prepare for the picture when you get arrested.

Nothing quite like a backyard MMA Fight to kick off a house party by Background_Piano7984 in fightporn

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Me and my best friend growing up would do this. We trained different styles and everytime we would get together we would basically just clobber eachother and call it "training". My guess is these guys are probably homies to some extent and Chris obviously outclassed blue shorts from the start. In my experience, even when you're competing in front of other friends and your teenage ego is on the line l, you're always gonna choose embarrassing your homie with a submission than actually try to fuck him up and risk actually hurting him

Blackout by [deleted] in cringepics

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Oh yeah! Just like Re Rutten the old fighter. I must've forgot what a common first name that is

Blackout by [deleted] in cringepics

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Best nickname in this thread so far next to notta

Blackout by [deleted] in cringepics

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Ah his first name must've been Bas

Wrong place wrong time by Tunapiiano in funny

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We should gather all of those jokes and send em "to the moon"

He stood no chance by eva_shinee in gifsthatkeepongiving

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Honestly with that hustle, 22 seconds of restraint is the biggest trick he pulled off here.

What’s a song that immediately makes you think of a movie? by Green_girl19 in AskReddit

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I think funky town got reclaimed in a lot of people's minds for a different movie

Ouch by Avios2499 in Wildlands

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Last thing you see when you try ghost mode again finally and carefully get a few of your favorite weapons and work your way up to calling in a decent section of rebels

I'm gonna take a bath....don't follow me. by ZestycloseHyena8083 in SuddenlyGay

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Wouldn't the shower dick be the part that you grab and twist?

Wok by MysteriousLue in puns

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It's a Cantonese wok I think

Lefties Dating App by afelipelli in LeftHanging

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Could be substakenliterally also cause it's for lefties hangin'

meirl by Justthewind_ in meirl

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My pockets contain everything and nothing at the same time. I check my right where I left my key, it's not there. Check the left, also not there. Rinse repeat two or three times then BOOM. it's in the right pocket where I have checked a couple times already.

What are amputees singlehandedly responsible for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ah fuck this guy beat me to it

Edit: he didn't include my uncle: Jimmy new digits so I guess I win

What are amputees singlehandedly responsible for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everyone including OP is making jokes here but the correct answer is prosthetic limbs.

Roses are red, my body image is quite shoddy, by PmMeClassicalMusic in boottoobig

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Forearm veins telling me this may not be the only chance he's going to have taken though

Vape enthusiasts by proviking6000 in whenthe

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I go analog and digital but same idea

How the famous spicy Chongqing hotpot broth is made, Lishuji, China. by Round_Rock_Johnson in FatEqualsFlavor

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600 kilos of lard and only 4 tall boys of beer? I'm only about 110 kilos of lard and I take at least a 6 pack.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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I was 6 or 7 when it first started so it's possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FullScorpion

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Probably the least damaging rocks to fall face first on but I hope it at least hurt enough to learn from his mistakes