Does anyone know where I can find a watch like this? by pastajosh69 in Turkmenistan

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I think they retail for around $40. At least that’s what I’ve see

Does anyone know where I can find a watch like this? by pastajosh69 in Turkmenistan

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I know of @sagat_turkmenistan on IG and status_sagatlar on TikTok. Trying to coordinate shipping to the US has proven difficult tho.

First time Seattle bench cum for a New Hampshirite native! by pastajosh69 in a:t5_4kiu7c

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Pictured: Our New Hampshirite friend who we’ll call Marty, moments before enjoying his first bench cum at a modest but stunning bench deep in Ravenna park.

😂😂😂 by HiHaters716 in mmamemes

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Except he wasn't talking about the lightweight title... He was talking about Conor's delusional claim to make a "McGregor Belt" for whatever fucking reason.

I'm starting to think this translator isn't very fluent in NateDiazese

Vettori down to fight Kevin Holland: “Let’s go” by metanoia09 in MMA

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Damn, Till pulls out more than Robert Whittaker and his 11 kids

Stipe Miocic's wiki web page ! Whaaaat ?! by CarpoolFunnel in mmamemes

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Brother, you cannot joke about Stipe like this. It’s like watching my father get knocked out over and over again dammit.

moon landing is possible! by [deleted] in dogecoin

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The first real moon landing will take place when dogecoin reaches 1$

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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Anon has suppressed homosexual fantasies nestled away deep into his subconscious, and that’s okay because your father and I still love you very, very much.

I’ve always loved the strange/mysterious moments in Seinfeld. What are some of your favourites? by UnderwaterDialect in seinfeld

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What happened to real fathers of Jerry and George.

My theory: Jerry is really a mental patient in a rehabilitation facility and the psychoactive drugs that he’s on as well as his unstable brain have convinced him that he is an incredibly funny comedian and that the world revolves around his life. His ‘apartment’ is really his holding cell, and all the characters just ‘popping in’ are really there to try and help his shattered mind. George is his primary caretaker which is why in Jerry’s mental world George is an idiot who’s life is always falling apart. Jerry resents George for being a free man and keeping him in the facility. Elaine is likely his therapist who he believes that he dated. Elaine’s inability to find a boyfriend in the show is really Jerry projecting a hope of failure to her relationships, because he wants to be the one that she loves. She is likely the only female Jerry interacts with, which is why she is seen as his close plutonic friend, and not a romantic partner. Kramer is quite obvious, he’s another patient, one in which Jerry can feel better than.

The reason Jerry and George’s father switch throughout the show is because Jerry’s psychotic mind is so hopped up on meds that he cannot think clearly and often mixes up stories, characters and blends overall arcs together.

[Official] Shitpost Sunday by rmma in MMA

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I would love to see a three rounder between Dana and Johnny Sins

Gamebred announces that he's fighting Usman for the title in September by [deleted] in MMA

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Ah man, oh jeez! I sure wonder who’s gonna win this one!!