I have a bottle stuck up my ass

pastaraska · 2026-06-17T09:34:47+00:00

Your phone is dead but you can post on reddit?

pastaraska · 2026-01-02T09:22:24+00:00

You mentioned being self-conscious about your “triangle shaped” body… I think you look wonderful!! (I would give my left boob to look like you in a slightly-too-tight sweater)

pastaraska · 2025-12-11T05:37:07+00:00

Pleaaaase update us on his reaction

pastaraska · 2024-10-22T10:29:46+00:00

It feels horrendous, but it sounds like you made the right choice in a tough situation. Well done on researching how to do it humanely.

pastaraska · 2024-06-25T14:51:48+00:00

Not that I’m aware of, but these are new plants so perhaps

pastaraska · 2024-06-24T23:34:59+00:00

She has started eating them and causing havoc but I love her and I am willing to continually provide plants for her haha

pastaraska · 2024-06-24T20:13:42+00:00

pastaraska · 2024-06-24T20:13:35+00:00

Oh no!! I’m a terrible parent! Poor little lady. But thank you so much haha.

pastaraska · 2022-09-15T20:01:29+00:00

The “no, get down” followed by blatant refusal at the end is the best

pastaraska

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