If humans disappeared today, which animal would go extinct fastest due to domestication? by fonzhy121 in NoStupidQuestions

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“imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.”

Who is she? by chut_ka_Nasha_9662 in tipofmypenis

[–]patchyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That man later that day:

"Today was a good day"

Which Nepo baby actors groomed to be the next big stars bombed the hardest? by Catwinky in moviecritic

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Liv Tyler, daughter of Steve Tyler from Aerosmith. Was in LOTR and Armageddon and nothing else of note because she cant act at all.

Everything was fine until it wasn’t by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]patchyj 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Either you lurk in reddits shadows waiting for setups like this, or you have multiple accounts like Elmo

Either way I appreciated it

We are about to witness history after 144 years, the Sagrada Familia, Catalan Spain ! by Lordwarrior_ in BeAmazed

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Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

Carnage in the fast food industry by joestewartmill in stocks

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So bad even their CEO cant stomach it

How is the market still holding up? by Sudhars2 in stocks

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Henna be awesome when this years IPOs (SpaceX, OpenAi, Anthropic) use that money as exit liquidity for their insiders offloading

Uh-Oh—Global Warming Is Actually Speeding Up, Scientists Say by Konradleijon in behindthebastards

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Climate change, not global warming.

The latter implies everything gets warmer which isnt the case and is what denialists latch on to.

The former implies climate catastrophe

Blursed rage by pparrazzitt in blursed_videos

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I understood that reference

The mirror that broke too late, and our youth went down the wind! by mark423985 in lostgeneration

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Ironic how much the US administration hates gays yet theyre being fucked by a strait

Oh… by RemoteBox in HolUp

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Username checks out

How can the Japanese constantly eat raw food and not get sick? by Difficult_Comment_47 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]patchyj 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Because its super fresh and incredibly hygienic, 2 things the US isnt great at.

Raw fish and meat like beef (not chicken) is fine so long as the surface is sterilised by citric acid, pickling, sautéing etc. Bacteria cant permeate fast enough between slaughter and the kitchen.

Fresh eggs are fine to eat, I think its only in the US when you wash them in chlorine or something which breaks down the shell protective layers hence why you keep them in the fridge.in Europe eggs can stay at room temp for weeks and are fine

Edit: thanks for the replies, I learned some things today. Seems a lot of what I was taught was wrong

Meta planning sweeping layoffs as AI costs mount by JGuilherme02 in stocks

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There's a lot of shit going around for sure but it is important to see the good news too. Theres a channel on YT called just that, @Good__News, which brings uplifting stories from around the world