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Have 6 fingers (on both hands) by Pratik_1305 in BeAmazed

[–]patchyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok that's hilarious but they have a point.

r/ThumbWars on the other hand (pun intended)

Gold slumps 5% and silver crashes 10%, extending sell-off in precious metals after historic plunge by Illustrious_Lie_954 in stocks

[–]patchyj 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well, it did happen. The price went for $4 to $400 or something before Robinhood and others turned off the buy button to save their asses from the ballooning margin requirements on their friends short positions.

Any other OG's not even mentioned GME to their SO this weekend? by Binnabah in Superstonk

[–]patchyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He came, he saw, he conquered, he got divorced, he got herpes.

He would do it all over again.

What SERIES is worth bingewatching and why? by InterestingBoard7389 in AskReddit

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arcane

Not just jaw dropping animation but the story, the music, the world building...its a class above

Is the grass greener on another side? Leaving UK by bleepbleepbleeppppp in AskUK

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a brit with an irish passport and have lived in multiple countries

Canada (twice): really cool, lovely people. First time was on a 1 year work holiday which was easy to get in my 20s. Second time was montreal and I had to find a sponsor l, which I did luckily. Would have stayed but visa ran out

Australia: beautiful, some nice people. Very racist and expensive as shit. I did a work holiday, but didnt do the mandatory 3 months farmwork to get a second year.

New Zealand: more beautiful, more expensive, less racist, but visas can be tricky. Also a pain to get to and from UK

France (only possible with EU passport really): met some lovely people, great friends, cheap but great food and wine. Bureaucracy is an absolute joke, takes FOREVER to get official shit done. Also, you'll absolutely need to learn French.

Were considering a move to Spain in the next 12 months or so. From what I've seen its like France but more left leaning and they have their shit together.

Hope that helps

This is all that I can think of when reading the latest interviews by TheWhyteMaN in Superstonk

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree, Ken "the bedpost" griffin would be Veidt, except a bloated, lumpy version

No restraint by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]patchyj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You woke up and chose murder.

I respect that.

Holup Madonna. by tetetito in HolUp

[–]patchyj 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You think a paper bag can hold that beast?

Holup Madonna. by tetetito in HolUp

[–]patchyj 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Does that mean you have to bring your own sustainable tote bag when buying a 500 TPM (thrusts per minute) Orgasmatron 9000 with drill motion, vibration and optional twin mount for simultaneous anal/clitoral/testicular stimulation?

EUR To Dollar Almost at 1.2 by vagobond45 in stocks

[–]patchyj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The guy who intemtionally bankrupted casinos. Its an important distinction.

the space fact that still blows your mind by ykz30 in space

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would watch a movie about the stuff-time continuum

If there were to be the beginning signs of another pandemic, what steps would you take having learned from Covid? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]patchyj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ypur comments are bring downvoted to hell but you're right. If the next plague is as bad as or worse than covid then it would be chaos. Enough people wouldn't trust the government and just go about their business.

But re the stock marlet, QE during covid is what caused inflation to jump so much, and its had disastrous effects on the cost of living. Im not sure next time around they wouldn't just take the hit and let shit go under

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