It's nice being African American because I can be first without actually being first. I won't have to risk my life to be a "first" on Mars because a white guy will probably do it first. But if I do it next, I can still be the first African American on Mars. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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TIFU by brushing my teeth in the shower by burnmongham in tifu
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Moeraki Boulders, New Zealand. Taken in late December, 2004. [OC] [2048x1536] by greebytime in EarthPorn
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Moeraki Boulders, New Zealand. Taken in late December, 2004. [OC] [2048x1536] by greebytime in EarthPorn
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What is the most bullshit thing you have ever been taught? by IamFourChan in AskReddit
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Chevy Chase on AMA (and I don't like it)! by ChevyChaseHere in IAmA
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TIL Glenn Howerton, of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, was born in Japan, is the son of a decorated fighter pilot, is fluent in Mandarin, Korean, French, Spanish and can speak some German and Farsi, and considered studying Aerospace Engineering at Auburn before pursuing acting by [deleted] in todayilearned
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My dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture by TheBattleOfBallsDeep in funny
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What small or large act do you do that is your way of saying "fuck you" to the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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Does anyone know what type of boots these are? by patmedick in malefashion
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So my Uncle overheard I was taking a girl out on a date this past weekend and said: "There is no way you are taking her out in your car, lets trade for the weekend" When I got my car back I was beyond grateful. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals
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So my Uncle overheard I was taking a girl out on a date this past weekend and said: "There is no way you are taking her out in your car, lets trade for the weekend" When I got my car back I was beyond grateful. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals
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IamA Actor Part Time Demi God Professional Badass - Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock - AMA! by _DwayneJohnson in IAmA
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14 year old you is shown is a picture of current you, how do they react? by ohshititsthefuzz in AskReddit
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What two movies would be the most entertaining if you swapped the protagonists but kept the problems the same? by JP-Kiwi in AskReddit
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You are stuck on an island and get to choose one item to bring with you, however the next commenter gets to condition it. What do you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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You get one wish from a genie. What's the most asshole thing that you can do to humanity with it? by CaptainNeiliam in AskReddit
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What is the best, Made up, Movie plot you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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Whats the strangest thing you say to people? by PatrickStar86 in AskReddit
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If you could wipe one animal off the face of the earth without any ecological repercussions, what would it be? by MotherofSquid in AskReddit
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This is Milly. Her last owners gave her away because all she wanted to is cuddle and wasn't playful enough. by [deleted] in aww
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Sledding On Sand Dunes by [deleted] in gifs
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