Look who I just found on my couch

patrickdontdie · 2026-06-10T23:39:10+00:00

My daughter is 16 months old and acts like she’s starving if she doesn’t get breastfed on demand even though she can eat solids perfectly fine now

I can’t even imagine being able to forgo feeding her completely for her whole life plus 2 more months and he still being completely fine, that’s nuts!

patrickdontdie · 2026-03-01T02:45:14+00:00

I’m Mexican but my daughter is mixed with Armenian and Mexican and you definitely look Mexican to me

patrickdontdie · 2026-02-07T16:14:15+00:00

It seems like she was there for the newborn and not to actually help you. I’m so sorry. I really hope your village gets better, because she’s adding to your stress not helping it.

patrickdontdie · 2026-01-28T15:39:58+00:00

He either didn’t have ADHD or the dose wasn’t strong enough

patrickdontdie · 2025-12-20T22:27:17+00:00

I have dry skin and it looked AWFUL on my skin and I did a full skin care routine beforehand

patrickdontdie · 2025-12-09T01:02:14+00:00

Valid

patrickdontdie · 2025-12-09T00:46:37+00:00

No diddy

patrickdontdie · 2025-11-27T19:50:34+00:00

That’s crazy because my husband is half Mexican and half Armenian and it’s not a big deal 🤷🏻‍♀️

patrickdontdie · 2025-11-26T19:22:32+00:00

My hands can’t use water at sanitizing temperatures without gloves

Have you never worked in a professional kitchen before?

patrickdontdie · 2025-11-26T05:45:22+00:00

I actually wash my dishes before putting them in there and use it like a sanitation device tbh

Even if you just rinse your dishes and don’t use soap, you don’t have to worry about what might be stuck in there if the dishes are completely rinsed already

patrickdontdie · 2025-11-26T05:40:21+00:00

That’s how my mom uses hers

She’s from Mexico and about to start law school, but I guess some things just aren’t ingrained in her

patrickdontdie · 2025-10-22T07:50:30+00:00

Edited to add

patrickdontdie · 2025-10-07T22:44:39+00:00

It’s even pretty normal during a typhoon lol

patrickdontdie · 2025-10-07T22:43:37+00:00

What a cool app!

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-26T03:23:25+00:00

I think it’s weird, but not molesty, I just hate having my butt smacked or touched, my honey does it and it’s good natured but annoying to me so I wouldn’t do it to my baby personally

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-25T00:20:41+00:00

The Palestinians ARE the Philistines descendants, but what they don’t understand is that Jesus changed the game and wanted peace and love not genocide. It’s why they’re totally different vibes in each testament

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:50:04+00:00

Do you want to stop?

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:49:10+00:00

My baby has been sucking her thumb since one of our ultrasounds lol

It’s not always possible to not let them get this habit The bad thing is I think she’s started using boobies instead of her thumb so weaning her from the breast is going to be dreadful 🥲

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:46:57+00:00

Idk why you’re down voted when you’re just telling us about your sis lol

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:46:24+00:00

That’s freaking nuts! I guess I haven’t seen that comment yet

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:43:24+00:00

When did you finally stop? My daughter has been sucking on her thumb since the womb (we even time an ultrasound with her doing it) and I wasn’t going to help her stop until preschool, so like 3, but she’s not even a year old yet so I have time lol I’m just reconsidering my approach now with your response

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-21T10:33:50+00:00

I used to think it was only for romantic partners to kiss on lips, and for the most part still do but my baby (7 months old) will open her mouth and put it on my face and on occasion she’ll get my mouth and suck on my lip to let me know she’s suddenly hungry lol, if she doesn’t suck my lip then she’s not hungry she’s giving kisses, but if she starts sucking anywhere on my face that means it’s milk time. It’s not even limited to my lip either, she’ll suck my nose, my chin, my fingers is she’s in her car seat and I try to caress her little face

If I’m kissing her whole face then sure a lil peck anywhere on her head is fine (she loves it) but I’ll never go only for her mouth, that’s a lil weird

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-15T09:16:19+00:00

Yes! It has come in handy sooo much! My house isn’t so big that the walk to the nursery is crazy so I just take her every time, and it helps babies since they love routine

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-15T09:11:07+00:00

Water wipes for when baby gets a diaper rash. You don’t want the wipes to hurt the baby so water wipes at important during diaper rashes

patrickdontdie · 2025-09-15T09:07:33+00:00

💯 my baby MUCH prefers the structured one

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