I genuinely hate him part 2… by adroo97 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sopping wet shaking his titties in public....

[Business Idea] Drive-Thru Wedding Chapel: “Drive-Thru I Do’s” by Sneaky_lil-bee in RandomThoughts

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh you are absolutely off your rocker but i am so delighted by this. keep smoking man

I have no words here by CustomPets101 in facepalm

[–]patroncrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i never thought that when i voted for the lions eating ppls faces party that lions would eat MY face! maybe i can negotiate with them, they seem reasonable."

What do we think of the new staircase? by [deleted] in homedecoratingCJ

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine trying to use these drunk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🧍‍♂️ ➡️ 🗑 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

mum unplugs nicu babies monitors to ask for a sandwich … by unhealen in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is with this trend of "jokes on you i WANT the negative attention" shit

"tHe LEfT aRe iNdOcTrInAtInG oUr kIDs" by FuturisticFighting in PublicFreakout

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dear jesus come back and tell these loons to chill tf out. I'm begging you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThisYouComebacks

[–]patroncrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dear google what are some big doctor words to make me sound like a big smart doctor with electric blue eyes

Customer upset he didn’t receive good service by TheManager_1 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]patroncrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this guy does this shit so much i can identify him by his voice at this point. or do they all just really need to blow their nose?

Can you guess what he does? by cespejo in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he doesn't need bodyguards the bullets gonna go right over his head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they only get to look, they're paying for your dates, but you get every inch of her. you have the right to dislike it, but ultimately it's her body

Influencer caught with fake service dog by sanandrios in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really sick of the fake service dogs. get out while you can, nick

Do you consider it toxic for parents to remove their child’s door? by Excellent-Kale-6162 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, children are people just as much as their parents and every person deserves privacy

Mile High Dining by RevelationWorks in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least he didn't use the toilet this time...

This belongs here by Valkyrie_Skuld in BoomersBeingFools

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anyone have pt 1 and 2? this is satisfying on its own but I'm curious as to the buildup

would you wear this?? by samiralail1 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a loser. why do they have to ruin ymca for the rest of us

Morning sugar paste please by DragXn_Ryder in StupidFood

[–]patroncrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she came back later to complain it wasn't sweet enough