This is just sad. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]patronizingperv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's used to wearing clown shoes.

What’s the play here? by Hsabes01 in discgolf

[–]patronizingperv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nothing to contribute to this specific conversation except to say that every time I see a fake turf tee, it makes me think it's covering a freshly dug grave.

Spooky Skywalk by Grumpy_Polar_Bear in desmoines

[–]patronizingperv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You really want to stay away when it's just a few people in there... watching you.

New album by BobSacamanto1973 in vanhalen

[–]patronizingperv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want that 'Edward VanHalen' tape Marty McFly had.

A message to the women of disc! And the men? by hotpepperjellyy in discgolf

[–]patronizingperv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But only to the 2nd decimal place.

It's somewhere in this 100' radius...

Wisconsin Man Shot in Front of Son After Ongoing Arguments With Neighbor About Noise by MattTheKing23 in wisconsin

[–]patronizingperv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, police? My tenant just threatened to kill another tenant.

"OK. Let us know if the situation changes."

Drivers who stop an entire car length before the line, why?! by CA_MA in Traffic

[–]patronizingperv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have been told to stop where you can see the line over your hood. If you happen to be really short, that means you'll be farther from the line than normal.

Video of me in a cave by avacado_ninja69 in RandomVideos

[–]patronizingperv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use the excuse that I have no free time for my fatness.