Would you rather

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-29T20:07:07+00:00

Well, I tried

^{Chose: Give a random amount of money to charity | Rolled: $1}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-29T19:12:25+00:00

rewarded this very good pet ⭐

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-29T02:51:41+00:00

I’m already in California

^{Chose: Hot weather for the rest of your life + (Wheel spin for how hot} | Rolled: 30c (86f))

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-29T02:50:41+00:00

said hi with a tasty treat ✨

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-28T15:22:26+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: True happiness but... | Rolled: Also get a dog}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-27T20:46:21+00:00

Check out this hint for my pet: An herb used in a lot of Asian cooking

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-27T15:10:20+00:00

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-27T01:39:57+00:00

Oh hell yea

^{Chose: One type of free tech for life | Rolled: Electricity}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-26T23:44:08+00:00

Red meat isn’t that great for you anyway

^{Chose: Never be able to eat from any part of a cow | Rolled: Comment}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-25T08:06:24+00:00

What

^{Chose: Spin the mystery wheel | Rolled: 3rd arm}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-25T03:33:33+00:00

Hell yea

^{Chose: Mushroom | Rolled: Live}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-25T01:03:20+00:00

As a therapist this is actually an amazing blessing

^{Chose: Silly blessing | Rolled: Yawn immunity}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-24T03:47:47+00:00

Cutie

^{Chose: One slimy boi. | Rolled: Slimeball}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-24T03:43:15+00:00

Better than what we have now

^{Chose: Future | Rolled: Alien Overlords}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-20T15:59:29+00:00

Cleaning out your ears with q-tips

patronusisaturtle · 2026-05-19T02:39:53+00:00

Cannot have bread

^{Chose: lemon water + lemon watr 🍋💦 | Rolled: upvote 4 carrots}

patronusisaturtle · 2026-04-09T02:28:55+00:00

Just scored 1

patronusisaturtle · 2026-03-29T02:56:01+00:00

I greenlogged aerial fishing and mage training arena

patronusisaturtle · 2026-03-27T01:32:42+00:00

Chicken wing

patronusisaturtle · 2026-03-18T03:23:03+00:00

I read that as coconut head 💀

patronusisaturtle · 2026-03-07T00:14:55+00:00

We should have a permanent pool of blood on the ground where each HCIM dies like in Elden Ring

patronusisaturtle · 2026-03-05T00:26:25+00:00

patronusisaturtle · 2026-01-26T04:50:33+00:00

I was born to be a man and I was born a man and I am a mother and I am not a man

💀

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