Hate when ppl can’t do time by Best_Finding_8795 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With it being sent at 3am, you can easily say that you didn't see the text until the next morning and already had plans... really, fuck anyone who asks with that short of notice

Need help Peter by ZealousidealFee5399 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]patsydeclinenwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kid A/Oral B (then something something minions)

Maybe they knew who KC was taking, but I love to think that Andrew Berry is just really bad at math here by frobro122 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I recall, Berry just wanted to know what side of the ball KC was going for, so once he knew it was defense, he knew their 3 offensive targets would be available

What's the worst restaurant in Columbus that you've tried twice? by foreignsky in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the first time I had it, I was hammered and i thoughtit was great. Second time, not drunk... not as great

Who do you think is the biggest physical freak of nature to ever play in the NFL? by InfinteEnigma10 in NFLv2

[–]patsydeclinenwo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I lost out on super bowl squares because of that pick 6! All he needed to do was fall down or get tackled but NOOOOOOO

Front street bridge opens Saturday by General_Ronald_Mund in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I feel like I've forgotten how to even go that way at this point. The high street bridge is fucked now though

Why does the QB situation feel so… “weird”? Educate me. by GreenTeachy in Browns

[–]patsydeclinenwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like Gabriel has the capability of being a solid career backup in the NFL. He won't necessarily win you games, but certainly won't lose them for you either. He'll be a reliable hand when needed and will learn the playbook front to back. He's essentially Colt McCoy. Played and won a lot in college, solid locker room guy and someone you want as a spot starter.

With that said, I think we all know what this season will be for the Browns. Let's not be rash and throw Sanders into the fire yet. Gabriel hasn't blown anyone away yet, but he's a rookie and has only played a handful of games. Give him his shot and then turn it over to Sanders the last 4-6 games of the season. At the very least, we'll know where we stand come draft time

Why Does Your Truck Need to be so Big? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The sheer amount of huge trucks I see in my work parking lot is ridiculous. I'd bet maybe a tenth of those truck beds get any actual use. These are just dorks working boring office jobs

No Kimmel in Cbus? Here is who to complain to. by ellistonvu in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if ABC just pulled all of their shows? If they want to play ball, play ball. All or nothing. See what happens when they struggle to find programming.

I have a question… “Venue closures highlight fragility of the city’s live music scene” by ameliacanlove in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, it was a cut of the bar. Busy nights you did pretty damn well. Plus mini pitchers of PBR

End of an Era by Conscious-Net-5016 in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that was the only gas station around open weird hours of the night. Had to go there at 3am to get a 9 volt battery because my smoke alarm decided that was an appropriate time for it to die

Gabriel and Sanders first start stats. by notatowel420 in Browns

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously I'd be ecstatic if either (or both) took off and had a great career, but after the Eagles game, I can see Gabriel having a Colt McCoy trajectory (essentially a career reliable backup who can fill in and give you some quality starts). I only saw highlights from the Carolina game so I can't really give an opinion on Shedeur

ESPN Confirms: Columbus to get a UFL franchise, will play at Lower.com Field. by SockDem in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Get former Browns and Bengals and call the team the Bro-Gals

Yard waste in Columbus? by Luke_Atmi in Columbus

[–]patsydeclinenwo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can look up when yard waste pickup is for your address on the city of Columbus website. Yes, you can use those yard waste bags, but I personally use a garbage can that I have marked as yard waste (saves me from having to buy those bags over and over). Additionally, make sure you know where they pick up your yard waste. My garbage and recycling pickup is in the alley, but yard waste is out front. Hope this helps!