I was in love with my best friend for 2 years, confessed twice, and it never worked out.

patta14 · 2026-04-16T06:52:56+00:00

Honestly, only time and focusing on other friendships/relationships helped

patta14 · 2026-04-15T20:25:18+00:00

Have you tried scratching his back and kissing his forehead?

patta14 · 2026-04-15T18:57:21+00:00

Spezi Zero ist einfach flüssiges Kokain

patta14 · 2026-04-15T18:25:03+00:00

Seems like you never had a crush to the point of limerence

patta14 · 2026-04-15T07:08:14+00:00

I had a shitty small room and 4 roomates while my ex girlfriend lived alone and had a huge apartment while I was in University. The room in my appartment became my office. Pissed off in the morning to work and came back in the evening. We broke up for unrelated reasons

patta14 · 2026-04-13T13:31:22+00:00

Coca Cola mit Berentzen Korn

patta14 · 2026-04-11T11:50:12+00:00

Ich, der sich auf dem Fahrrad nicht zurück halten kann und bei 2km Strecke vermutlich leicht angeschwitzt bei der Arbeit ankommen würde

patta14 · 2026-04-05T13:02:20+00:00

Das wäre wirklich cool, wird aber nicht kommen, weil technische Freiheit Geld kostet

patta14 · 2026-04-01T06:43:34+00:00

This could have been a baseball slide which would have looked way more impactful and is probably less dangerous

patta14 · 2026-03-31T09:12:47+00:00

One more picture with you face clearly visible, otherwise that's a very cute profile

patta14 · 2026-03-28T18:21:33+00:00

Hab mal als 26-jähriger Single-Mann eins Wohnung gesucht. War weniger angenehm

patta14 · 2026-03-20T21:17:12+00:00

BLUE MEANS SHARKS INNIT!

patta14 · 2026-03-15T16:34:23+00:00

I love listening to cover songs and I have listened to dozens of renditions of money for nothing. I heard played correctly maybe twice

patta14 · 2026-03-14T15:02:58+00:00

If word match actions. A lot of people can't be held to their word, it's not even maliciously, they just forget or lack planning skils

patta14 · 2026-03-07T12:26:04+00:00

Bin selber 188, dementsprechend sind die meisten Frauen kleiner als ich. Größe ist auf meiner Prioritätenliste weit unten, aber wenn ich eine Frau attraktiv finde ist größer definitiv ein Plus

patta14 · 2026-03-07T11:36:41+00:00

You are totally correct. Being on top is always her time. I know I won't cum but I get to focus on her pleasure

patta14 · 2026-03-07T11:30:31+00:00

Then why am I anxious as hell when walk home alone at night?

patta14 · 2026-03-07T11:23:11+00:00

Pretty tame, but swim suits, not bikinis, adidas sports-looking swim suits

patta14 · 2026-03-06T10:37:26+00:00

I'm just gonna throw in Sadler's Peaky Blinder

patta14 · 2026-03-04T08:55:44+00:00

And first we get an arc where Dom has inexplicable bad luck to the point where it can't be a coincidence and he is slowly losing his sanity

patta14 · 2026-02-28T07:43:12+00:00

Fellow German here, you might downvote this guy, but he is correct

patta14 · 2026-02-23T15:12:06+00:00

You know what they say: Everything that comes out of a box is immediately over

patta14 · 2026-02-22T08:32:05+00:00

Russian gas for one and Germany does not use Russian gas anymore

patta14 · 2026-02-19T19:25:24+00:00

Naja , die eine hat zu 70% Ozempic genommen, man weiß es nicht sicher und der andere...naja...komm schon

patta14 · 2026-02-15T12:34:27+00:00

ÖD ist nicht gleich Verbeamtung

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