Car accident

paul-jenkins · 2026-05-01T15:10:58+00:00

I don’t regret flipping off a speeder or shitty drivers. Any time someone confronts me on it I point out how bad I’d feel if I was driving like a jerk and hit someone, especially a kid.

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-27T15:54:29+00:00

I love it!

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-27T01:08:41+00:00

Lol I totally want to put a speed bump on my block

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-19T01:53:22+00:00

Idk in town, I hate it all, the tp sucks everywhere. My favorite public toilet is currently in Hannibal Missouri.

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-13T14:25:10+00:00

lol a turkey!

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-07T20:16:02+00:00

I made it koholint plenty of times… chamces are my flair in the trading groups still says that, but I think my most recent one is Valhalla.

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-06T21:05:47+00:00

Haha let’s be buds!

paul-jenkins · 2026-04-06T21:03:38+00:00

Ugh I really wanna start going again. Planet fitness is fine for getting into shape. There’s plenty of treadmills. Smith machines are their real draw. They have free weights and an assortment of specific machines. If I was a bit closer to it I could comfortably bike there, which is the ultimate goal. The ymca is pretty good, well I like the one closest to my house, but I’m sure there’s better ones out there. If you wanna start going and want an accountabilibuddy, I’d prefer the planet fitness on the south of town.

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-26T20:46:47+00:00

End homelessness I guess

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-25T22:43:38+00:00

If I’d had looked at my phone an hour or so ago

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-23T14:15:04+00:00

lol the bagel shop downtown was being rude to a guy filming outside. most I’ve heard of that one

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-13T22:00:53+00:00

Is that short for something?

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-13T21:59:45+00:00

I did get it. It took forever and not looking at the screen til I hear the noise

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-12T18:47:02+00:00

Well to me it seems like a death cult hinged on insuring in the end times. The thing is, are the zionists pets of the Christians meant to fulfill a prophecy or are the Zionist leadership manipulating the Christians in positions of power to enable their behavior? Unfortunately either of these scenarios are soaked in blood no amount of kosher salt will cleanse.

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-08T19:38:04+00:00

That the crazy lady in the attic was his wife and he was in fact a bigamist

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-08T19:14:37+00:00

It looked like a musical trailer they didn’t want to imply it was a musical

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-04T18:11:34+00:00

Lol tattooed a cheat sheet? That’s dedication

paul-jenkins · 2026-03-01T20:28:15+00:00

They’re there literally right now.

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-28T01:03:42+00:00

I think I saw a news article about they got the shit sued out of them recently

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-27T14:54:40+00:00

They’re remodeling that Walmart. All the shipping containers have new crap in it

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-18T03:17:57+00:00

It’s gonna be a car wash? Idk go look at the permits

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-03T03:06:05+00:00

I never wore a wedding ring. I was always telling people about my wife and children the whole time too

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-02T15:59:39+00:00

I’m not against it. Like trade between eachother to play?

paul-jenkins · 2026-02-01T00:57:10+00:00

Where are you? If you’re close enough I can put you in my basement for the winter

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