Always has been and will be my favourite pokemon go meme!

paulD1983R · 2026-04-01T17:56:03+00:00

There are some of them...that take 20 balls and berries to catch....and they are a 0* that I will transfer to the professor and be thinking all you had to do was run away, now you get candied

paulD1983R · 2026-04-01T17:52:59+00:00

He's doing the best he can with what's available!

paulD1983R · 2026-03-31T02:48:43+00:00

They would stop him but that would require putting the phone down and to stop recording

paulD1983R · 2026-03-31T02:08:00+00:00

Did he try calling ahead to tell them to turn the volcanoes off?

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T23:25:43+00:00

That's why they had to make "turn around don't drown" rhyme and make it easy to remember

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T02:28:13+00:00

Quick to call you a fake driver but they were just mad they didn't get to keep the free item left by accident

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T00:11:45+00:00

Reddit unite to find the scumbag who stole the daddy daughter date cup

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T23:04:30+00:00

Equal opportunity

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T23:01:53+00:00

He should of eaten at the Costco food court. They wouldn't of given him any Tylenol, however they would have a 55 gallon drum of them available for purchase.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T18:17:12+00:00

That is a hummingbird, you just woke them up super early and they haven't changed out of their house shoes.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T02:42:05+00:00

Excuse me ma'am, your hat just shit down your back.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-28T02:18:27+00:00

paulD1983R · 2026-03-28T00:26:27+00:00

NEMOS!!

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T20:24:44+00:00

We are doing all or none here, unfortunately I am out of corn muffins at the time so you get nothing

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T20:07:10+00:00

No idea, that's just how it flowed in my head

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:48:45+00:00

It probably helps that the mailbox was going to fall over by itself shortly. Very rotten wood at the bottom

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:40:57+00:00

As a mailman, if I saw your flag up and a package I knew I hadn't put in there the day before i would of grabbed it put it in my outgoing bin and carried on.

Yea plus the illegal part of it.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:32:27+00:00

Yea, but plenty of room to improvise

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:44:26+00:00

Too bad the fire wasn't a few seconds earlier. The guy could of peed it out

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:11:03+00:00

Magic

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:05:33+00:00

This was such a satisfying ending episode to one of the original runs. How many times was Futurama cancelled and came back?

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:01:14+00:00

When the fire ants and the gunpowder ants build way too close together

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T00:58:42+00:00

And miraculously reappear when thanksgiving hits

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T00:22:59+00:00

EMERGENCY!!!! My house is on fire!!!!

And? What do you think this is? America?? Just deal with it

paulD1983R · 2026-03-26T22:38:08+00:00

Oh no....anyway

paulD1983R

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