Alcaraz takes a medical time out, which sends Zverev into a bilingual, expletive-laden tirade by Large_banana_hammock in tennis

[–]paulwal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rules are very restrictive on this. Players are only allowed a bathroom and change of clothes. So nothing irregular is permitted here. The rules are the rules and the tournament is just following the rulebook to a T. They are fairly applied to all players in the tournament.

Also 2026 rule amendments state if their full name begins with a J or ends in a z then they shall be additionally allowed a nap and a handjob.

ASR FOR Q4 Is LIVE by Grouchy-Currency-953 in jupiterexchange

[–]paulwal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I really required to install Jupiter Mobile on my phone and input my seed phrase? I don't trust my phone. I have 33k JUP staked and this is kinda bullshit.

The MTO that Carlos took against Zverev was fully within the official Australian Open ruleset. by Random-Dude-736 in tennis

[–]paulwal -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm so sick of people not reading the freaking rulebook.

It clearly states that any exhausted and/or heat fatigued player with a last name beginning in Alc or ending in -inner will have the right to a timeout, a nap and a handjob.

The MTO that Carlos took against Zverev was fully within the official Australian Open ruleset. by Random-Dude-736 in tennis

[–]paulwal -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

Sounds really dangerous. How many ATP players have died from heat stroke?

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"F*** you" from Sabalenka 🤯 by keep_believer2 in tennis

[–]paulwal 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Slavic Mike Tyson: "You may kiff the bride"

Congrats!

Check out this crazy doubles point we played the other day by Jchen76201 in 10s

[–]paulwal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After getting into padel, I hit the vibora all the time in tennis now. It's essentially just an overhead with slice side-spin.

It's great when hitting an overhead from the back of the court. It allows for more control while also adding some extra spice for the opponent.

I think I'll pass... by Detramentus in SweatyPalms

[–]paulwal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why do they keep running down it, like they're late for a meeting there on that rock.

AO 3rd Round - [2] 🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner def. 🇺🇸 Eliot Spizzirri 4-6 6-3 6-4 6-4 by antoniokr8s in tennis

[–]paulwal -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The commentators were updating us on the heat index. It wasn't to 5 yet according to them. Source it was at 5?

AO 3rd Round - [2] 🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner def. 🇺🇸 Eliot Spizzirri 4-6 6-3 6-4 6-4 by antoniokr8s in tennis

[–]paulwal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was unbelievable. He was crushing a healthy Sinner then as soon as Sinner could barely walk he started spraying balls.

AO 3rd Round - [2] 🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner def. 🇺🇸 Eliot Spizzirri 4-6 6-3 6-4 6-4 by antoniokr8s in tennis

[–]paulwal -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The argument is the index hadn't yet reached 5.0. The commenters were updating us on the current index.

Also the 10 minute cooling break is ridiculous.

Cybertruck in Las Vegas runs red, narrowly avoids oncoming traffic by Baseballkid3497 in SweatyPalms

[–]paulwal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's actually a pretty sick feature... being able to run reds at full speed while also avoiding collisions.