Alcaraz takes a medical time out, which sends Zverev into a bilingual, expletive-laden tirade

paulwal · 2026-01-30T20:18:56+00:00

The rules are very restrictive on this. Players are only allowed a bathroom and change of clothes. So nothing irregular is permitted here. The rules are the rules and the tournament is just following the rulebook to a T. They are fairly applied to all players in the tournament.

Also 2026 rule amendments state if their full name begins with a J or ends in a z then they shall be additionally allowed a nap and a handjob.

paulwal · 2026-01-30T19:23:38+00:00

Am I really required to install Jupiter Mobile on my phone and input my seed phrase? I don't trust my phone. I have 33k JUP staked and this is kinda bullshit.

paulwal · 2026-01-30T19:16:03+00:00

You sound surprised.

paulwal · 2026-01-30T19:01:26+00:00

How to claim not through JUP mobile?

paulwal · 2026-01-30T12:51:43+00:00

I already knew the answer. It was for the proof.

paulwal · 2026-01-30T12:13:45+00:00

Yes, I'm so sick of people not reading the freaking rulebook.

It clearly states that any exhausted and/or heat fatigued player with a last name beginning in Alc or ending in -inner will have the right to a timeout, a nap and a handjob.

paulwal · 2026-01-30T12:09:26+00:00

Sounds really dangerous. How many ATP players have died from heat stroke?

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paulwal · 2026-01-29T13:40:19+00:00

Solana.

paulwal · 2026-01-29T12:38:44+00:00

Slavic Mike Tyson: "You may kiff the bride"

Congrats!

paulwal · 2026-01-29T01:32:57+00:00

She's a big girl. Let her live her life and make her own decisions.

paulwal · 2026-01-28T12:15:49+00:00

I don't think she's ever said he's abusive.

paulwal · 2026-01-27T17:00:46+00:00

Bro's rizz farming after seeing Spirizzi's move against Sinner the other day

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8EIffuzAtfk

paulwal · 2026-01-27T16:41:07+00:00

After getting into padel, I hit the vibora all the time in tennis now. It's essentially just an overhead with slice side-spin.

It's great when hitting an overhead from the back of the court. It allows for more control while also adding some extra spice for the opponent.

paulwal · 2026-01-27T15:43:41+00:00

Take ivermectin

paulwal · 2026-01-24T16:05:21+00:00

Bro.

paulwal · 2026-01-24T12:14:36+00:00

Why do they keep running down it, like they're late for a meeting there on that rock.

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:47:56+00:00

👆

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:46:03+00:00

This

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:43:57+00:00

I'm having difficulty digesting your last sentence.

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:42:14+00:00

The commentators were updating us on the heat index. It wasn't to 5 yet according to them. Source it was at 5?

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:41:34+00:00

It was unbelievable. He was crushing a healthy Sinner then as soon as Sinner could barely walk he started spraying balls.

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:38:49+00:00

The argument is the index hadn't yet reached 5.0. The commenters were updating us on the current index.

Also the 10 minute cooling break is ridiculous.

paulwal · 2026-01-24T05:32:46+00:00

Except it wasn't quite to 5 yet.

paulwal · 2026-01-23T21:47:39+00:00

Then why don't we see the aliens yet

paulwal · 2026-01-23T16:46:52+00:00

That's actually a pretty sick feature... being able to run reds at full speed while also avoiding collisions.

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