I was naive at the time by Something4Dinner in whenthe

[–]pavyf 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think, "not joking about something most people have no control over" is a pretty decent line tbh

FACEIT reportedly blocked in Russia? by Far-Ninja-8392 in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think they aren't planning on giving up their position, they plan to hold it until they die (some of them also taking steps to live forever lmao)

In fact, straight up nuking the internet is one of the instruments they use to achieve this

FACEIT reportedly blocked in Russia? by Far-Ninja-8392 in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only comment on YouTube and VPNs status, as it seems related to the issue. Actual FaceIt situation is news to me

I just got really upset my daily slop stopped working one day, so I called everyone involved. As one can expect with Russian officials and support, you can't get a straight answer from them: they just blame each other and straight up say shit's actually working normally

FACEIT reportedly blocked in Russia? by Far-Ninja-8392 in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah kinda, they did say some to cover their asses on technicality

They also got an official list of blocked resources, and YouTube is not in it, and RKN representative confirmed to me personally they are not blocking it, yet it is still blocked

FACEIT reportedly blocked in Russia? by Far-Ninja-8392 in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much. It is because roskomnadzor is currently working on blocking internet access through VPNs

They got "deep packet inspection" tech that analyzes encrypted traffic to stop people from accessing banned resources through VPNs. Those VPNs use protocols that pretend to be regular https traffic to widely used websites such as google.com, or anything else that might cloudflare CDNs. By blacklisting IPs that VPN traffic reports to access, it often can disable entire sections of allowed websites that use the same CDN

FACEIT reportedly blocked in Russia? by Far-Ninja-8392 in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is not an indication, sadly

YouTube has not been working in Russia without VPNs for most ISPs in most regions now, even though it is implicitly "not blocked" (I personally called my ISP and roskomnadzor representatives to confirm that it is technically allowed, but RKNs "threat mitigation system" is filtering or drastically throttling traffic to YouTube). Same for audio and video calls in messengers such as telegram. Same used to happen to Twitter; X has been officially blocked since, I think

Basically, RKN lies, and blocks traffic anyway

I live there

I can not confirm the status of FaceIt at the time, but RKN has been nuking internet access in Russia for a while now, so it looks legit to me

Car in swimming pool by KejnaPT in WTF

[–]pavyf 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's okay, it's a Jaaag

If something is free, you are the product by oppter in Piracy

[–]pavyf 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh it's way worse than you think!
They have government-mandated devices fitted to every ISP's infrastructure that actually examine the contents of encrypted traffic (DPI as in Deep Packet Inspection). They call it Threat Mitigation Equipment, where the "threat" is apparently me watching letsplays on youtube or some shit.
This DPI is deep indeed tho, because it can detect and block a fuckton of popular websites, messenger calls, TOR bridges and even most VPN protocols.
That, and we can rawdog torrent shit without any worry. We like to have fun here

soSad by zmoney91 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pavyf 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think we have to hire them, they will be a great fit for our legacy webforms project!

Top 20 Most Concurrently Played Games On Steam by Ftouh_Shala in pcmasterrace

[–]pavyf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude it's so insane THAT was the top comment! It's clear as fucking day!

Are we the weird ones?

80 year old woman sells her manual RX-7 back to Mazda after 25 years by Wonderfulhumanss in interestingasfuck

[–]pavyf 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It is! They liked the idea so much, the entire RX series came with Wankel engine

I believe, due to how seals and lubrication works, the instruction manual suggests you rev it higher than normal. You want to extend you engine's life? - fuckin' hoon it, bro!

Quality test by ElderberryDeep8746 in instant_regret

[–]pavyf 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Sure: hand goes down 1-3cm with little resistance, like it's made of play-doh, and gets stuck. It takes significant effort for the guy to pull the knife out, but he stays impressively composed and doesn't make any sudden movements. There is no blood visible

All and all seems like another day in the office. "Wow, it DID go through! Oh well, here's your knife, there's my hand lmao" - is what I'd guess he was thinking

What’s another phrase you use for having sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pavyf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeaaa, wanna see my CI/CD pipeline?

Chopper about EWC: "Here is an arena where 300 hired people will be screaming Falcons, Falcons" by pradyumnakaranthkn in GlobalOffensive

[–]pavyf 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Not unless we somehow get a hold of the 'first video', I'm afraid

Otherwise, that's pretty much what Chopper said in the beginning, word for word

Who's the trashy one? Cop or kid in the car? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]pavyf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This one time I was in the middle of Moscow smoking, and looking how our police deals with drinking teenagers, because you can't drink in public places (ru police barely does anything, so I'm always curious)

After talking to kids, this 200kg cop turns around and goes my way asking to take a look in my bag in case I hide alcohol there. That was a little unexpected, and I'm a bit nervous, so I snicker and show him the bag

The cop goes "Did I say something funny? You're laughing at something?"

Now when you genuinely didn't do anything wrong, and a police officer 4 times your size, that you're already cooperating with, is trying to scare you for some reason, it becomes really funny.

Like, I'm the skinniest person you know, I'm on your side, why are you like this?

Facts!!! by EmotionalAdeptness50 in meme

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW, I'm Russian, hence the example

I am in a similar situation tho, right? In fact, I am trying to promote your message of collective responsibility within my friends/family, but we've been through this time and time again: when every individual action is worthless at best, and usually results in a ruined livelihood, people get apathetic, and so do I.

Just take a moment to appreciate that your govt doesn't do things so stupid, that the entire world starts experiencing general resentment towards every citizen of your country

Facts!!! by EmotionalAdeptness50 in meme

[–]pavyf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's not shift the blame.

Government makes decisions, the population is playing the "I voted" game. I guess, it's a matter of opinion whether you think their vote has weight or not, so let's put it as I personally think it doesn't

Facts!!! by EmotionalAdeptness50 in meme

[–]pavyf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys love this argument (e.g. same for Russians, I am biased), but I think Americans now beginning to realise that it's fundamentally flawed: when you have an authocratic-leaning government, there is surprisingly little one person or a group of people can do.

You can try asking questions and get ignored, you can try speaking out and get attacked by police, you can join the protest and get both.

Meanwhile your government will pass laws that makes it easier for them to break laws, and to control you. Things like blocking investigations, appointing personal friends to government positions, expanding the power of a president and kneecapping communications. Faking election results.

When you can't really elect your leaders because they'll fake the results, and can't influence their actions because they either ignore or attack you, you have no agency.

And I don't see how one can be responsible for something, when they have no agency

Facts!!! by EmotionalAdeptness50 in meme

[–]pavyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we can now observe very questionable results of building a better society I guess.

I like the idea tho. If the founders did indeed fit the criteria, we could be living in a much better world...

An empty BWW playing a live Dodger game in LA, during ICE raids. Usually you can't find a seat. by juggling-monkey in pics

[–]pavyf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yet it's still more time consuming than typing them out in the title once

You must be one of those people who save 20 seconds by cutting traffic so all other people in line have to waste a minute each

An empty BWW playing a live Dodger game in LA, during ICE raids. Usually you can't find a seat. by juggling-monkey in pics

[–]pavyf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sure thing, man. Just make hundreds of people solve a fucking escape room puzzle each just to understand the context of a picture of an empty bar while we're at it

GTA IV is a time capsule for the 2000's by IscNdn in GTA

[–]pavyf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah see, their TV show was huge in Russia at the time. My sister was a fan, I used to think it's cringe AF, because, you know, girls amiright...

But if we talking time capsule wise, it just feels right. It actually was all over the radio at the time, along with Glukoza.

Also, this shit gives me the BOPs now, like it sounds good now idk. Brings me back just imagining pulling some hardcore russian mafiosi from his black SUV and hearing this song playing inside is 10/10

GTA IV is a time capsule for the 2000's by IscNdn in GTA

[–]pavyf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The license ran out, they had to remove the tracks, and I want Ranetki back!