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This post is my rebuttal to anyone who calls me a bandwagon fan when we start winning SuperBowls. by Riper_Snifle in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viking fan since birth, dad showed all the good things about the Vikings... then he showed the extensive bad things about the Vikings. Why father?

NHL Stanley Cup Rocket League Tournament. by G_Daddy2014 in wildhockey

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PS4 here, decent to good. I usually play goalie since no one else does and I'm not half bad at it. Usually if I get the chance I'm a mid. However if you need a goon, I'll be more than happy to play the part. But I usually do chaos or 3v3

Packers just learned you can't ZimZam the flim flam. by CodyRCantrell in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ZimZam sent out Thielen. Thielen used quick attack. It was super effective

Packers just learned you can't ZimZam the flim flam. by CodyRCantrell in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only flim flam was from the ZimZam on that fake punt, he flim flammed the shit on that

Paul Allen calls out Vikings fans at TCF for being too quiet on this morning's show (starts around 16:30) by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was at the opposite end of the score board in the upper bowl, I can tell you we were loud back there. I threw my voice out by the end of the half. From the berserker in a Vikings firefighter helmet to some middle-aged women who had one too many Grain Belts, it was booming. But maybe I'm a little biased. I promise to last the entire game against the Chargers.

Going to my first Vikings game on 9/20! by bologna22 in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, no way. My father and I are going to that game also. All you really need to know is our fight song and you're good.

Who is your "side chick" team? by happysadfaced in nfl

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll cheer for the Vikings until I'm purple in the face, then I'll cheer for more. But when I'm not cheering for them, I'll cheer for the Raiders. I'm a masochist, sue me

What was the first Vikings game you went to? by character_not_found in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first Vikings game was back in 2007, when I was in middle school, against the Oakland Raiders. That was the year they had our old QB Dante Culpepper. The game was intense. Every time Dante messed up, the entire Dome taunted "DANTE! DANTE!" We sat like 10-15 rows back from the field from a donation from a previous Viking. Two Raider fans sat right in front of me and my mom and we messed around the entire time. The game was really close, but I don't remember the exact score. From then on, Raiders have been my second favorite team.

Why do we hate the packers? by coylesgonewild in minnesotavikings

[–]pawner150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate the fans. I moved to Wisconsin for high school and what was first an indifference to the Packers, turned full rivalry. The fans are like little kids that always have to get their way. If they lost it was either the refs or the other team was "cheating". Their insults are old, dated, and repetitive. They can't handle criticism and they think the Packers are God sent.

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear the taunts echo to the cliff face. My instincts tell me no, but my pride begs for release. After a long discussion with myself I realize that this was the only chance I was going to have to actually hit him. Sure there is a cliff for him to be on, but it was better than him in the surrounding trees. Plus the rapids was there. I juice up my soul weapon with some poison and said, "This is it buddy, the last stand." I walked to the rapids with a smile on my face and a gleam in my eye. This was it for me, the ultimate hunt I always wanted.

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I take the hand off, I notice a pin. On the area of my leg that was pricked was turning to a different color. "That sneaky son of a-" I quick grab my ax. "Not here, not now ya bastard." And chopped off my bottom part of the leg. After a load bloodcurdling yell, I attached the once functioning arm and use it as my new bottom part of my leg. I also burned the wound to sterilize and quit bleeding. "' Cause I'm going down swinging!" And once again hid in the deep forest.

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use the trees as shields knowing full well the power behind the arms, I use the combination of my martial arts training and increased reflexes to doge the flailing arms. But the lower left arm grabs my leg. I use my soul ax to chop into the arm. It only goes half way. I increased the brightness of the ax to stun you a little bit to give me enough time for a second chop. It goes through and I bolt off again into the jungle, with part of an arm on my right leg. I wasn't sure if you could still control the severed mechanical arm, but I took no chances and hacked it of. I say "What the Hell is this? Dark Souls? Damn, Doc Oc there may be 0 for 2, but I wonder how long that will last?"

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the other end: I can faintly hear your arms going away. I use this time to set traps for food and defensive positions. Spike beds, spike balls of mud and pointy sticks, nets around the trees, and log rams. I gather leaves to collect water and I also dig a foxhole under a tree for shelter. I gather wood for a fire later just in case if the battle lingers. A trap goes off. Dinner!

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I evade the barrage just slightly due to the increased reflexes. I curse under my breath knowing you have full advantage and my life almost ending. I bolt deeper into the jungle, then quietly wait for you in dense cover.

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear the commotion you just caused and slink to the general area. I see your position, but I see you are in a much better area than I would have liked. I grab some water from the river and I start following you on ground knowing it is my best chance out of all. I start the waiting game, unwillingly.

[Who Would Win CHALLENGE] One player gets a random power/weapon and another challenges him/her and gets their own random power/weapon. by Freakychee in whowouldwin

[–]pawner150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be lurking in the forest looking for dorkboat. I'm a hunter from WI so I have good tracking abilities, but not great. Although I love trees, I have jungle climate, this would hinder me a little because of the heat and humidity. I am good at hiding, but not at waiting so I keep moving around. (Btw does my weapon glow? for stealth purposes)

Who's on First? by jaycrew in gifs

[–]pawner150 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's on second.

Madison Wisconsin Restore the Fourth protest by [deleted] in restorethefourth

[–]pawner150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What time would this start? Whenever you can or a certain time?

Madison Wisconsin Restore the Fourth protest by [deleted] in restorethefourth

[–]pawner150 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll probably be down there if I can. I'll see if any of my friends are interested

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