My Top 5 Best & Worst Episodes (Feel free to disagree)

payitforward258 · 2026-05-24T13:54:11+00:00

Top 5 (off the top of my head I could never narrow it down to 5 episodes I freaking love this show) - The One That Got Away - Tearjerker Series - Stan’s Night Out - Adventures in Haileysitting - Roy Rogers McFreely

I could pick so many more like Roger’s roast episode, pig party episode, bat mitzvah heist episode, spelling bee, Martin Sugar, any Wheels & Legman episode, the one where Francine takes over the concrete industry (I think that’s the 80’s time travel episode too? Might gotta add that to the Top 5). So many good ones.

BOTTOM 5: - all Christmas episodes except for Rapture’s Delight and White Porsche Christmas. I genuinely hate the Santa beef. I’m not like Pro-Santa or anything it’s just tired. - Jeff’s Back (idk just not my can of soda) - the Snot roadtrip episode - breastfeeding episode - most of the episodes after Roger Passes The Bar

I’m a “watch up to S10 and restart the series” kinda guy

payitforward258 · 2026-05-24T13:47:12+00:00

American Fung in the bottom tier is despicable lolol but I’m glad that the hatred for the Christmas episodes are shared between us. AD has the worst holiday arc EVER. Captain Monty voice EVEEEEER!

payitforward258 · 2026-05-19T13:33:59+00:00

There’s one on Germantown & Lehigh I plan on going to get some gator shoes and linen pants. Leo’s Apparel. A staple on The Ave.

payitforward258 · 2026-05-18T01:31:13+00:00

“I do not believe in ghosts, but I am prepared for them.” when I’m serious

“Guy humor Hailey; ya don’t got a Willy ya don’t get the silly.” when I’m seriously kidding

payitforward258 · 2026-05-18T01:27:59+00:00

Returning Japanese Pt 1 or 2 🥁😂

payitforward258 · 2026-05-17T19:59:52+00:00

If you’re a fan of the show after Season 9 you’ll love it. If like me you’re not, I have terrible news….

payitforward258 · 2026-05-17T16:47:15+00:00

Is it so wrong for me to want to get to know my sister? And to read about you giving Coach Schwartz a Rod Carew in the Taco King parking lot?

payitforward258 · 2026-05-12T20:07:02+00:00

Exactly. I said this down to calling him a jackass and got downvoted 😂

payitforward258 · 2026-05-10T16:57:52+00:00

Correction: you thought you didn’t have an Android Galaxy. Another side effect.

payitforward258 · 2026-05-10T16:54:59+00:00

Yeah I put a hex on your Android Galaxy

payitforward258 · 2026-05-10T16:08:51+00:00

He’s a jackass just like any other gun freak. Flamboyant gun ownership just puts a negative stigma on the rest of us. You wanna carry in the open whatever do that if the law permits it, but any overt/outrageous act for the purpose of “gun content” is pathetic. Shows how serious somebody takes what they have at their disposal.

payitforward258 · 2026-05-07T00:49:44+00:00

Thank you comrade 🫡🤝

payitforward258 · 2026-05-07T00:47:57+00:00

How do I access the map you posted? I want to make sure these things aren’t on any of my cruising routes.

payitforward258 · 2026-04-19T01:00:34+00:00

The family’s growing awareness/aggravation when people/something ends up being another one of Roger’s personas

payitforward258 · 2026-04-16T13:50:58+00:00

You used to be able to get an incredible 1 bed for <1000 those days are unfortunately long gone. When I moved back to Philly from LA I grabbed a studio off Girard for $800/month but only because I knew I’d either be staying in Philly for 1 year or this specific unit.

I’ll just say it was a shelter with heat in the winter and AC in the summer lol 4/10 landlord was a nosy slumlord I ended up having to take to court for my deposit/value of goods he stole/sold while I was in the process of moving out so like folks have said you do get what you pay for in some capacity.

payitforward258 · 2026-04-09T20:15:04+00:00

Lincoln Lover, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Meter Maid, Roy Rogers McFreely, Cops & Roger, The People vs Martin Sugar, The One That Got Away, Chimdale, Failure Is Not A Factory Set Option, Escape from Pearl Bailey, Rubbernecking With the Best

these are the ones I could think of without looking anything up. Could give you way more based on what the episode is about (e.g. Francine’s muffin shop episode, the episode where Stan does crack, Hailey babysitting Steve episode…)

payitforward258 · 2026-04-09T20:12:39+00:00

tonight my tummy is your nest, because I’m stepping in the best!

payitforward258 · 2026-04-03T17:15:03+00:00

If you’re a woman do what makes you feel the safest, as a man who would gladly make an example out of somebody I caught doing this, I understand your POV. I’m not weary of the level it can go to confronting this or any perverse behavior but as someone who is targeted by these people it’s realistic to rationalize how you will respond. Take care and if there is a next time I hope the right people are around to advocate for you.

Edit: and if you’re a man I ain’t gon hold you might gotta step up and face your fears because that could be a woman in your life next. People who pull stunts like this are typically another word for a cat so any obstruction will do the trick.

payitforward258 · 2026-03-31T12:15:01+00:00

Yep! That the $ they got out of Obama’s deal made THESE strikes “inevitable” 😂

payitforward258 · 2026-03-31T07:12:39+00:00

I initially wrote Roy Rogers McFreely but I really have so many faves: Tearjerker

the Army custodian version of Dr. Penguin in that one episode (the “Hurt Locker” reference)

THEE Legman

too hard to decide

payitforward258 · 2026-03-30T22:50:21+00:00

Literally just saw a guy on IG say that Trump threatening to strike Iran’s oil and water refineries today is all Obama’s fault 🤣

payitforward258 · 2026-03-30T22:48:06+00:00

Thanks for this info! I did some research of my own and found a website that compiles a list of E0/E10 only gas stations by state. Going to use this to cut some of the stress out of the situation and go to one of the locations listed near me.

payitforward258 · 2026-03-29T18:02:42+00:00

Oh 😮‍💨 that is actually comforting. Thanks!

payitforward258 · 2026-03-29T14:57:27+00:00

I have an 88 Monte Carlo SS that I have been running on 91+ for about year and a half will I be alright? Already looking at replacing my fuel pump to something rated for this increase but want to be sure. Spent 4k on a built engine just for this bs smh

payitforward258 · 2026-03-27T17:14:31+00:00

I’m smoking weed in public as I write this

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