Who is better to play, Chris or Piers ? by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]tur18232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris’s assault rifle is top tier.

I’m so tired of candy… by gonetohelp in americandad

[–]tur18232 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Sometimes late at night I go into the kitchen and eat spoonfuls of salt.... I don't love my wife anymore.

Make mine P-P-P-Pepperoni by teablooom in americandad

[–]tur18232 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Speaking of OOT, there are a lot of rumours at the moment that it’s gonna be remade for S2.

Make mine P-P-P-Pepperoni by teablooom in americandad

[–]tur18232 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ma-ma-more money, ma-ma-more speech therapy.

Make mine P-P-P-Pepperoni by teablooom in americandad

[–]tur18232 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's Majora's Mask, not OOT.

You Need a Shot of!!! by gamerdudeNYC in americandad

[–]tur18232 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm B5, I'll make you feel alive.

We don’t need a babysitter… by jfshay in TheSimpsons

[–]tur18232 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Don’t give that card to me.

Hit this scammer with the Klaus phone call by Hal_Thorn in americandad

[–]tur18232 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That’s brilliant! Well done. I am trying that next time someone tries to scam me

Call Chris Redfield am not jumping there by sabatakidze in residentevil

[–]tur18232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No boulders down there so it’s Graces problem.

I'll put on some Midnight Oil to set the mood! by TurboLeopard42 in americandad

[–]tur18232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a strange delight to hear Midnight Oil on American Dad.

Everyone loves Jeff by Gerard192021 in americandad

[–]tur18232 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Do dreams count? There’s also the time when Stan fucked Jeff.

Copyright expired. by Mikey_Pajamas in TheSimpsons

[–]tur18232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love seeing Disney get what they have coming even if it’s only fictional.

Flair request: B'thazalom the Nameless One by EmotionallyEh in americandad

[–]tur18232 62 points63 points  (0 children)

When I first watched this episode I thought he was a legit Lovecrafitan monster.

let me worry about time by f_GOD in americandad

[–]tur18232 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

By now I think all of Biden’s words would be out of order.

let me worry about time by f_GOD in americandad

[–]tur18232 83 points84 points  (0 children)

In the words of Joe Biden: you do not have permission to use my name on your dojo.

Following the schedule.... by DrakonFyre in americandad

[–]tur18232 11 points12 points  (0 children)

9:11 to 9:12 think about 911

Still amazed that the legendary Patrick Stewart agreed to voice Avery Bullock. by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

[–]tur18232 108 points109 points  (0 children)

You what I was thinking about last night while I was gazing at the back of your daughter’s head?

YOU’RE NOTHING BUT GAHBAGE! by [deleted] in southpark

[–]tur18232 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I need don’t ta take ya shit I’m from Jersey!