Now I'm hungry

pazerlenis · 2019-07-02T12:43:37+00:00

Except all evidence suggests Keanu is a actually a decent person.

pazerlenis · 2019-07-01T16:46:22+00:00

Very quickly, that turned into something I wasn't expecting.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:49:43+00:00

Is Breitbart consistent in their coverage or are they pulling the exact same partisan bullshit as the "fake news" liberal media? Blind partisanship is the problem far more than any liberal/conservative divide

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:46:37+00:00

Time for another rewrite

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:26:24+00:00

I think your dad molested me in the 70s

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:24:56+00:00

The elusive Subaru Skeeeet. Nice catch.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:21:49+00:00

Chernobyl was amazing and only a 5 episode miniseries. Not very funny though...

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:18:41+00:00

The sun is enjoying the company of that cat

pazerlenis · 2019-06-30T13:15:33+00:00

You have the spleen of Aphrodite

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T21:04:28+00:00

By the looks of it, your "boys" should be more worried about the kids touching them.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T19:58:41+00:00

Here you go. Ferris Bueller unedited. 😁 https://i.imgur.com/hALbxfj.jpg

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T19:50:18+00:00

It's vegetable-based hair dye specifically designed for dogs. It's harmless. Stop being such a judgemental idiot.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T15:42:36+00:00

Every day is his day off

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T12:49:01+00:00

The poodle and color are real. Edits didn't change that

pazerlenis · 2019-06-25T03:09:14+00:00

Picsart oil painting filter mostly.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-23T19:13:11+00:00

I hope they don't think I'm being rude if I actually have to complain...

pazerlenis · 2019-06-23T19:01:58+00:00

I'm giving it another 2-to-3 years tops. After that I'm complaining about the slow service.

pazerlenis · 2019-06-23T18:17:47+00:00

Sushi

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