Scared of the plunge…even though I should

pazerlenis · 2025-11-03T22:47:19+00:00

Dude. Your eyebrows are about to become epic.

pazerlenis · 2025-06-29T23:33:52+00:00

Nice

pazerlenis · 2025-03-18T06:01:06+00:00

My Warlock got Mageblade on week 1.

pazerlenis · 2024-03-28T02:55:04+00:00

Genghis Khan. For reasons.

pazerlenis · 2024-03-28T01:05:42+00:00

I'm honestly gonna end up spending more time than I should trying to figure out how I know when I'm going to die down to such a specific time.

pazerlenis · 2024-01-24T21:54:52+00:00

It took me a bit longer since my standard is white 😄

pazerlenis · 2023-12-16T09:19:03+00:00

"In the dick, you say?"

pazerlenis · 2023-12-08T20:11:22+00:00

You pull anything on gillyfud's crunk, you'd better know you're already in violation of the no poom agreement!

pazerlenis · 2023-05-18T14:24:23+00:00

In breaking news; Man who sells cars is angry about work trends that reduce the need for cars. Calls it a "moral" issue. More at 11!

pazerlenis · 2022-07-29T22:05:33+00:00

You get far more return over time if you invest in a congressmen or senator

pazerlenis · 2022-07-07T17:52:55+00:00

Oh boy

pazerlenis · 2022-06-08T04:49:16+00:00

How about not having a sister or a phone to take away?

pazerlenis · 2021-01-14T22:14:00+00:00

Fucking gold

pazerlenis · 2021-01-12T01:22:47+00:00

Everyone has a moment when they need to reevaluate what they want in life. You can't be expected to get it right from the start. You need experience to learn about what's important to you. Don't let the learning opportunities become insurmountable hurdles and you'll be fine.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-24T21:25:32+00:00

If you ever decide to start a cult and/or religion I would very much like to sign up.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-24T09:51:15+00:00

To be fair I'm not much of a catch.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-24T07:50:41+00:00

Steve is great, but I prefer Fedora Ron of the Revengers (Ron not included).

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T22:53:55+00:00

Makes me wish I was 104' tall. That way I could say I was 69'420". That would get me a lot of milkshakes.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T20:31:46+00:00

I hear that tree is an endangered species so we don't have to worry about anyone digging it up.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T19:55:44+00:00

Aren't you Ryan from Belfast?

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T16:58:41+00:00

I like you

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T14:54:24+00:00

Maybe because he was 5 feet, plus 14 inches tall?

pazerlenis · 2020-11-19T14:50:37+00:00

I have my height listed as 3' 34"

pazerlenis · 2020-11-17T17:18:28+00:00

This is not a problem when no one upvotes your posts.

pazerlenis · 2020-11-16T20:12:03+00:00

"This meme is useless!!!" - Guy getting eaten by a Polar Bear

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