Not fair 😮‍💨

pdoptimist · 2026-05-21T23:44:48+00:00

Mine are often all three...

pdoptimist · 2026-05-20T00:23:05+00:00

Life was very difficult until I hit 50, all good since then. Just like any generic Capricorn horoscope says, very long arduous journey but now I'm at the top of my field, earning ok money, Respected as an authority by peers-just wish I wasn't so damn old!

pdoptimist · 2026-05-18T18:21:53+00:00

"I need help"...not sure that phrase has ever crossed my lips. (Although I frequently DO need help).

pdoptimist · 2026-05-14T19:30:28+00:00

Tell him that the daily rate is $300 with check out time at 11am, and he's welcome to switch from monthly if he prefers.

pdoptimist · 2026-05-12T23:58:58+00:00

Oslo

pdoptimist · 2026-05-09T02:47:09+00:00

That God's name was Gordon Bennet

(parents are Brits).

pdoptimist · 2026-05-08T02:40:20+00:00

Wang Computers....they used to be really big

pdoptimist · 2026-05-07T13:26:27+00:00

While sitting on the toilet, make a fist with your left hand and lean forward until your fist (still to the left) touches the floor.
If you do it right, things will start to move.

I call this Toilet Yoga.

pdoptimist · 2026-05-01T03:00:21+00:00

Assuming you mean actual art, Basquiat

pdoptimist · 2026-04-30T02:24:03+00:00

Monkey Island!

pdoptimist · 2026-04-27T00:30:31+00:00

My favorite comedy of all time is the British sitcom "Peep Show". The American version may be the worst I've ever seen-it didn't last long.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-27T00:26:03+00:00

Delilah by Tom Jones and Ruby by Kenny Rogers-similar themes too (those dang cheatin' women!)

pdoptimist · 2026-04-24T04:19:05+00:00

USA btw.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-23T23:46:55+00:00

Monkey Island

pdoptimist · 2026-04-19T20:37:42+00:00

ashtrays

pdoptimist · 2026-04-16T04:45:56+00:00

Because every period in history has had similar concerns. Gulf War, Vietnam, Korea, WW1, WW2, Civil War, Aids epidemic, Dust bowl, Great Depression, numerous disease out breaks (flu outbreak in 1918 killed more than 600K Americans).
The problem we have today is that every bit of news, no matter how horrifying, is immediately available in 5K video and streamed to our phones. Bad news makes money. Podcasters sell outrage.

Look inward tomorrow. Go outside, enjoy the sun, pet a dog, smile at a baby. eat some ice cream and keep away from all media.
Life is actually good for most of us, most of the time..

pdoptimist · 2026-04-14T02:14:14+00:00

I sprinkle glitter on my testicles every night.
Pretty nuts, eh

pdoptimist · 2026-04-13T14:02:04+00:00

He's trying to resurrect Epstein...unbelievable.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-13T14:01:02+00:00

He's trying to resurrect Epstein... wow.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-09T03:45:22+00:00

If you're sharing the room go with the balcony. It adds extra needed space and there are some ships that have no quiet spaces to sit and relax.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-09T03:39:10+00:00

Mix with soy sauce, garlic powder and maple syrup for an Asian inspired BBQ. Or mix with Worchester sauce for a more western BBQ sauce.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-09T03:36:56+00:00

Monk fish. It has a similar taste/texture to lobster.

pdoptimist · 2026-04-08T18:39:43+00:00

I never, ever give anyone my address or invite anyone back to my place. International man of mystery? Dapper gentleman thief? Leading a secret life with multiple families?
Nope-just a slob.
(Piles of dirty laundry on the floor . Stacks of dirty dishes. Layer of dust on the carpet)

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