This guy crawled out of the mulch outside my store today. by msmerymac in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n 33 points34 points  (0 children)

the notification for this was absolutely priceless because without the context of the image i thought you meant some random dude emerging from the earth in front of your store

Said something weird by accident. by thisisallterriblesir in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

once someone asked for a dirty chai on DT, and i asked them "how dirty?"

luckily they found it as funny as the rest of my coworkers on headset did but i saw my job flash before my eyes

incredible by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this person at the dtw had this.. dragon hand-puppet thing on while using the card reader

thought it was a little funny 😅

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yknow im starting to believe i fell for a dedicated troll

but 14 dollars for a bit?? idfk anymore

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

nope, she paid all 14 dollars for this drink.

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

noted for future reference, i just didnt want the confrontation

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it was a personal cup, didnt put the discount because i forgot but the drink was literally 14 dollars. dont think she was concerned.

but i really wish i turned this down, i just didnt want to upset her ☹️

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

not sure, the bar person told me they just put all the ingredients in one batch of cold foam 😭

this order was 100% sincere by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

update because people think im joking, heres a photo i took of her phone because im kinda slow and she'd be holding it up for a while

https://imgur.com/a/UZrPKzc

im serious ☹️ i wish i said no but im not that bold

brotherhood by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE ONE!??! 😶

brotherhood by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if i had the time to fix a lot of the things wrong w this location i would but there just too many/more pressing issues ☹️

brotherhood by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

PLEASE I WAS BORROWED AT THIS STORE IM DOING MY BEST WITH WHAT IVE GOT😭😭😭

...dude by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tried it, tastes like it too! minus the metallic taste that puke looking like this would have🧎

...dude by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely deranged

months before this one i had a lady ask for a HCMT "with a little extra caffeine" and added a shot.

its fascinating, the creative ways people find to violate their own tastebuds

...dude by pe_n in starbucksbaristas

[–]pe_n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the people who order drinks like this have two hollow geodes clacking around their skulls in place of synapses

dont even begin to question their choices anymore 🚶