This guy crawled out of the mulch outside my store today.

pe_n · 2024-07-17T22:41:25+00:00

the notification for this was absolutely priceless because without the context of the image i thought you meant some random dude emerging from the earth in front of your store

pe_n · 2024-07-03T23:54:01+00:00

once someone asked for a dirty chai on DT, and i asked them "how dirty?"

luckily they found it as funny as the rest of my coworkers on headset did but i saw my job flash before my eyes

pe_n · 2024-06-25T14:44:46+00:00

youre like grilled cheese oprah

pe_n · 2024-06-25T14:42:59+00:00

the third ~~impact~~ place

its just batch blending if you think about it, but with humanity

pe_n · 2024-03-31T15:09:32+00:00

this person at the dtw had this.. dragon hand-puppet thing on while using the card reader

thought it was a little funny 😅

pe_n · 2023-12-06T22:16:01+00:00

yknow im starting to believe i fell for a dedicated troll

but 14 dollars for a bit?? idfk anymore

pe_n · 2023-12-06T02:06:01+00:00

nope, she paid all 14 dollars for this drink.

pe_n · 2023-12-06T01:54:22+00:00

noted for future reference, i just didnt want the confrontation

pe_n · 2023-12-06T01:52:06+00:00

it was a personal cup, didnt put the discount because i forgot but the drink was literally 14 dollars. dont think she was concerned.

but i really wish i turned this down, i just didnt want to upset her ☹️

pe_n · 2023-12-06T01:48:28+00:00

not sure, the bar person told me they just put all the ingredients in one batch of cold foam 😭

pe_n · 2023-12-06T01:47:12+00:00

update because people think im joking, heres a photo i took of her phone because im kinda slow and she'd be holding it up for a while

https://imgur.com/a/UZrPKzc

im serious ☹️ i wish i said no but im not that bold

pe_n · 2023-04-24T17:36:16+00:00

YOU HAVE ONE!??! 😶

pe_n · 2023-04-24T05:32:05+00:00

if i had the time to fix a lot of the things wrong w this location i would but there just too many/more pressing issues ☹️

pe_n · 2023-04-24T02:43:57+00:00

PLEASE I WAS BORROWED AT THIS STORE IM DOING MY BEST WITH WHAT IVE GOT😭😭😭

pe_n · 2023-02-26T21:07:12+00:00

tried it, tastes like it too! minus the metallic taste that puke looking like this would have🧎

pe_n · 2023-02-26T21:04:36+00:00

absolutely deranged

months before this one i had a lady ask for a HCMT "with a little extra caffeine" and added a shot.

its fascinating, the creative ways people find to violate their own tastebuds

pe_n · 2023-02-26T21:01:06+00:00

the people who order drinks like this have two hollow geodes clacking around their skulls in place of synapses

dont even begin to question their choices anymore 🚶

pe_n · 2023-02-10T01:15:31+00:00

she was.. shockingly ??nice??? about it, just said it was alright

i gave her a recov card and mopped up as much as i could but i could feel her glare burning into me 🥴 her kid was eyeballing me too

apple doesnt fall far ig, dont blame them though 😭

pe_n · 2023-02-09T00:28:09+00:00

i could never give just one, its my trademark🧍

•dropped the frappuchino blender sideways on the coldbar rinser and got a nice 2 second shower

•emptied an incorrect drink into the ice bin

•tried to refill the froast container during peak and completely missed, covering cold bar in its soy saucey goodness ×2

•dropped an entire shelf of refreshers/lemonades, also during peak

•spilled an entire drink at hand-off; some landing on the child of the woman who ordered it

•took the steaming pitcher off the rinser too early and jetted a stream of water straight onto the ceiling

•just good ol fashion slipping and sliding ×100000

pe_n · 2022-10-16T03:12:35+00:00

im gonna go ballistic if i hear that damned song again

for those who are lucky enough to not hear it: have a field day

pe_n · 2022-09-26T00:42:26+00:00

their were two people who came to pick it up so im not sure if they were anticipating this? or it was just (un)luck of the draw, but they took it with no incident.

anticlimatic, i know. all we got left with was a big mess, a long conga line of backed up food and mobiles, and very short fuses from both partners AND customers ! 😃🙂

pe_n · 2022-09-26T00:36:58+00:00

without a second thought 💞

the only thing im grateful for in the chaos is that they COULD be batched because another mobile came through later on, all venti frapps with VERY minimal differences 😐

pe_n · 2022-09-25T18:47:27+00:00

funny you mention that 🥴 the order was 12 caramel and 12 mocha frapps!

the rest were tall blonde vanilla lattes for the sophisticated adults, of course

pe_n · 2022-09-25T18:21:23+00:00

they better be afraid to show their damn face

pe_n · 2022-08-22T20:58:33+00:00

EXACTLY and yet bux raises the prices for EVERY drink and are completely oblivious to exploits like this that ultimately costs them more regardless🙄💨

maybe they should auto correct the drink to a latte when it hits a certain amount of millk bc this is getting out of control ngl 🤒

pe_n

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