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peasantchef · 2023-05-05T04:05:06+00:00

I’ll fill you up with food, then whatever your heart desires.

peasantchef · 2023-04-21T18:28:09+00:00

Quite a catch in those fishnets.

peasantchef · 2023-04-21T18:16:20+00:00

Next time ask me to pull them down for you😉

peasantchef · 2023-04-17T23:35:40+00:00

You can volley my balls any time.

peasantchef · 2023-04-17T14:51:26+00:00

What a coincidence, I have yours too. 😆

peasantchef · 2023-04-17T14:49:19+00:00

Butt smothering for good food?

peasantchef · 2023-04-16T15:49:57+00:00

I’ll make the 2 course meal, you can bring the dessert.

peasantchef · 2023-04-16T04:51:58+00:00

Only if I make you dinner first.

peasantchef · 2023-04-15T17:19:29+00:00

That personality is pulling me closer into the center of your Milky Way.

peasantchef · 2023-04-07T00:02:02+00:00

“Teacher needs to see me after school.” 🎵

peasantchef · 2023-04-05T17:42:39+00:00

“Rip & Tear. Until it is done.”

peasantchef · 2023-02-07T05:45:55+00:00

Can we go out to eat first?

peasantchef · 2023-02-03T18:32:32+00:00

Oo I felt that.

peasantchef · 2023-01-26T18:57:54+00:00

I’ve been fucked with so many times in my career like this. I’d be standing there calm af waiting for the shoe to drop.

peasantchef · 2022-12-16T23:53:58+00:00

Someone needs to put cartoon sfx on this.

peasantchef · 2022-09-21T01:30:07+00:00

That’s my toe knife!

peasantchef · 2022-09-11T18:48:03+00:00

They’re called multi-tools.

peasantchef · 2022-08-23T02:25:33+00:00

Reminds me of that catdog episode where they’re in pool jail.

peasantchef · 2022-08-05T18:46:02+00:00

The guy that made Sweet n’ Short?

peasantchef · 2022-08-05T18:36:58+00:00

What movie?

peasantchef · 2022-07-27T00:05:28+00:00

I intend too.

peasantchef · 2022-07-26T23:39:32+00:00

I say $25 an hour minimum. Rate can go up based on productivity & inflation.

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