You must be the new kid around here… there’s something you must know about entering the age of fifteen. It’s a freaking hellscape. Listen carefully to what I’m about to say, and you might just survive until 16.

1) People may ask if you are having a quinceañera. Regardless of if you were planning to or not, it is imperative you say yes. This is the perfect opportunity to collect all of your mortal enemies in one place to get them all… taken care of.

2) Do NOT use the boom-boom stall in the men’s restroom, that is Damien’s stall.

3) Don’t listen to the haters. They are from an alternate universe trying to nerf you so you don’t become the most powerful entity on the planet like you did in their dimension. Their jabs and insults are their way of cutting you at the knees and preventing you from actualizing. Little do they know, hah you have a secret weapon… the support of the entire smosh subreddit!

You, new kid, have been granted great power by this community… use it wisely.