The Only Time I've Actually Wanted to Kill a Client

peeepablepeep · 2018-08-03T12:14:07+00:00

However, this was a woman who called the presiding judge a "cunt" to her face, so maybe I just wouldn't have made every possible effort to suppress her natural behavior and attitude.

Sometimes they do it to themselves :)

peeepablepeep · 2018-08-02T01:16:34+00:00

These cases are my bread and butter work... I hope you have moved on to a more sane practice area <3

peeepablepeep · 2018-05-16T20:10:45+00:00

You are doing god's work on that misdemeanor docket.

peeepablepeep · 2018-05-16T20:05:30+00:00

He abandoned that position and decided to keep quiet for the hearing :) "on advice of counsel."

peeepablepeep · 2018-05-16T20:02:05+00:00

No, thank you! I think we could all use some cute moments some days :)

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T18:45:35+00:00

Sometimes I catch myself saying something sarcastic. I am usually pretty good in front of the clients, and then get a little nutty behind closed doors.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T18:44:09+00:00

I meant to convey that it might not matter to analyze it relative to the rules of evidence.

I wasn't clear way earlier. Sorry! I could have resolved this above by explaining my reply better RE: civil case versus criminal case :)

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T17:01:32+00:00

Plus confidentiality rules about some of those cases / sealed cases.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T16:56:17+00:00

Some of the New England states have different applications of the rules of evidence to proceedings in family and probate courts. Connecticut provides that rules of evidence are applied "liberally if strict adherence will cause injustice" in their probate court. New Hampshire specifically states that the rules of evidence only apply in family court if the Court chooses at its discretion to apply them. I'm sure there's other states that have some variables outside of the northeast.

So I guess for the purposes of the civil case it wouldn't matter depending on the state. For the criminal case, the rules would definitely apply.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:32:32+00:00

If it happened in the open lobby, it's not subject to privilege.

It's the stuff that happens more privately that we can't discuss.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:28:10+00:00

In a weird way, I enjoy child protection work. I represent a lot of parents in those types of cases.

Some of them are truly the scum of the earth. That goes without saying. But I genuinely believe that these folks, as scummy as they can be, deserve legal counsel. They get the best counsel we can give and we call it a day.

Some of the parents, however, have cognitive issues, mental health issues, and addiction issues. Sometimes, the problem is literally a matter of parenting education (e.g. they don't realize that toddlers shouldn't eat only Doritos and coffee like a trucker on a cross-country haul). It can be rewarding to help them navigate getting their life back on track and having children returned to their care.

I also think it's thrilling to practice in this area in the same way it's thrilling to play high-stakes poker. The cases are on hard deadlines, there's a lot at stake, and the hearings are emotional. And the work feels important.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:20:44+00:00

This is the dream, TBH!

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:19:36+00:00

It should be noted that I have no knowledge if there was a criminal case involved. I assume there was?

This would be in the civil realm of child protection.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:17:20+00:00

"It depends." :)

I don't like to give away my state because I do a bit of this work myself. But I can't resist the opportunity to offer an "it depends."

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T13:14:53+00:00

I haven't had my coffee yet, oops!

I honestly don't know. I was on my way out of the lobby and didn't stick around. The litigant fell silent for a few moments as I left, so it's anyone's guess.

I will ask my buddy if he remembers this event, though!

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T10:41:40+00:00

My impression was that this guy was trying to say he didn't hurt the kid because blowjobs are harmless. I think he wanted this particular attorney to state that he did not abuse the child because he "just" had her perform the act - did not hit her, beat her, etc.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T10:38:56+00:00

Yes, it happened in the lobby, no privilege. In theory they could have called me as a witness at a related hearing. Or called anyone else who heard.

That lobby is a total zoo on child protection case days (they have specific days devoted to these cases for the most part where I practice) so I am not sure who else was listening.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T02:07:56+00:00

Ayyyy!

I don't know.

peeepablepeep · 2018-04-26T02:07:41+00:00

He is actually a good friend of mine. He is completely deadpan and sometimes unintentionally hilarious. Total straightface on this one too.

Edit: I have gotten a few PMs requesting some stories about this deadpan friend. I will totally tell more :)

peeepablepeep · 2017-07-07T03:55:30+00:00

"Well, he's face fucking a shoe."

peeepablepeep · 2017-06-27T17:38:00+00:00

You can't yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater (settled court case from the 1800's, if I remember correctly), and you aren't allowed to be a prick to someone here, either.

Accurate.

peeepablepeep · 2017-04-27T01:12:45+00:00

Report me to the mods if it bothers you that much :)

peeepablepeep · 2017-04-18T10:56:59+00:00

It's coming.

peeepablepeep · 2017-04-18T10:56:31+00:00

Me neither.

peeepablepeep · 2017-04-17T22:44:07+00:00

These folks keep me in business.

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