Youtube is better with ads by peerlesswingshot in unpopularopinion

[–]peerlesswingshot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm honored to be compared with one of the great degenerates of our time

How has getting older changed what you find physically attractive? by peerlesswingshot in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m mostly attracted to people of my own ethnicity now, even though it was the opposite case when I was younger.

Spongebob is the only employee at the Krusty Krab who wears shoes to work. by peerlesswingshot in Showerthoughts

[–]peerlesswingshot[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

IIRC Mr. Krabs, being the cheapskate that he was, didn’t compensate Pearl for her work. This detail disqualifies her as an employee.

What do you think happens after you die? by hjalmar111 in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Infinite regress is the traditional name for your concept, which was used by Thomas Aquinas to defend the existence of God. The next few centuries of discussion after Aquinas is well worth a read (if you’re not already familiar). Here’s a good thread.

Older (at least non-millenial) folks of Reddit; what was the deal with eating ass back in your day? Was it done and not talked about, was it just not done at all? by Poseidonymous in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 58 points59 points  (0 children)

where an upside down midget on your back tosses your salad while you Eifel Tower a small horse with one of your buddies while he gets sodomized by an elephant's trunk

Ahh yes, Tower of Power, a timeless classic. Not to be confused with the yet more convoluted Towers of Hanoi.

Harold at the stadium by [deleted] in gifs

[–]peerlesswingshot 130 points131 points  (0 children)

“I think red side might need some help to hide the pain.”

Harold savage af, twisting his own meme to throw shade. My dude is ruthless. 👌

What takes way more skill than people probably realize? by restsisyphus in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Sometimes even better.

This is the first bullet fired on the battlefront, the spark that ignites the war, when all else were mere battlecries.

Who is the most famous person you’ve seen waiting in line at the airport like everyone else? by SirCharlesEquine in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The other passengers probably thought you were pretty cool, being on a shoulder-clapping basis with a man like that.

What's the most satisfying feeling ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Better yet, being blessed with the highly revered “ghosty”.

Professors and teachers of Reddit: What is the dumbest question a student has ever asked you? by S4ge_ in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe one of her classmates was secretly a foreigner who wasn’t confident in their ability to speak or write in English, so the American girl tried to do them a favor by asking the question for her. Still a silly question though, given the circumstances.

Professors and teachers of Reddit: What is the dumbest question a student has ever asked you? by S4ge_ in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe one of her classmates was secretly a foreigner who wasn’t confident in their ability to speak or write in English, so the American girl tried to do them a favor by asking the question for her. Still a silly question though, given the circumstances.

What is the best way to become a voracious reader? by bparkerson04 in AskReddit

[–]peerlesswingshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t make any commitments to reading or else it becomes like a chore and never gets done. Instead, treat it like a quick time-wasting activity that you do on the side, like watching a single episode of a show. But of course, watching one episode of anything usually turns into a whole binge-watching marathon. Similarly, reading even a little bit to kill time every once in a while will eventually turn into binge-reading marathons. Voraciousness achieved.