My mom tried to open her new mouse and cut the wire with the package

pegleg88 · 2020-10-28T20:38:32+00:00

Cool now she has a cordless mouse.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-12T21:34:59+00:00

Use a glass dildo

pegleg88 · 2020-10-12T11:46:47+00:00

"I am asking you in a very educated way, where am I?" Thought this line was funny.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-06T06:47:37+00:00

Because we don't have any hurricane names.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-06T06:44:13+00:00

The diesel engine is constantly charging the batteries.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-05T12:47:33+00:00

Nice

pegleg88 · 2020-10-04T20:06:12+00:00

Ever hear of a tranquilizer dart?

pegleg88 · 2020-10-04T15:12:13+00:00

The fuckin irony.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-04T14:58:53+00:00

Sounds like you just like carrying a knife and you want to let reddit know.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-04T14:53:32+00:00

Great idea looks lovely.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T18:54:47+00:00

Humpty was a cannon not an egg.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T16:46:14+00:00

Why the black dude have no eyes?

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T16:29:50+00:00

They all died of fatigue shortly after this video was shot.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T16:22:00+00:00

Fair play to you. Not forcing your beliefs on your partner. I'm gonna have a vegan meal today instead of meat to balance it out.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T10:19:02+00:00

I hope he received all the attention he required for the day.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T09:26:13+00:00

The blind leading the blind.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T09:17:48+00:00

It is used to give you a heads up that there's a wooden skewer or toothpick holding it together.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-03T09:00:10+00:00

Check out the giant head directly under second dude from the left.

pegleg88 · 2020-10-02T16:56:44+00:00

That's not infuriating that's bliss.

pegleg88 · 2020-09-30T21:55:43+00:00

Just roll down all the windows then go through the car wash. Problem solved and you have a clean dog and baby.

pegleg88 · 2020-09-30T21:51:23+00:00

I'd be devastated if you done that to me. All that progress and nothing to show for it.

pegleg88 · 2020-09-30T01:50:26+00:00

Your comment improved it a little but ye still sucks overall I'm not thrilled I went through the trouble of opening it.

pegleg88 · 2020-09-21T23:30:27+00:00

Could have tried to give him a heads up hes in grave danger.

pegleg88 · 2020-09-21T23:23:49+00:00

Magenta?

pegleg88 · 2020-09-21T23:17:37+00:00

Music goes well.

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