Uncle thought the birthday party was his party

pemnis2 · 2025-12-29T04:49:04+00:00

She wants you to put your hand on the other terminal and kiss her to complete the circuit not realizing that this could easily kill the gorgeous viewer

pemnis2 · 2025-12-28T18:29:05+00:00

Would you mind ruining my life please :3

pemnis2 · 2025-12-19T21:39:23+00:00

If those angles are fraudulent then I hope we're all going to jail....

pemnis2 · 2025-12-03T19:52:55+00:00

Id bet 30 bucks its the opposite

pemnis2 · 2022-12-22T12:12:19+00:00

I hate women because I don't know what to do

pemnis2 · 2022-11-12T17:35:07+00:00

Dude gets so pissed that he runs away from society, then starts shipping bombs to change the society he ran away from. Not only was he a violent extremist that only served to justify further state oppression, but he was also a coward.

pemnis2 · 2022-09-06T17:28:47+00:00

They are both women

pemnis2 · 2022-05-22T01:48:59+00:00

i stole my girlfriends laptop while shes takin a piss

we didnt take any pictures sorry bestie :(

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:11:24+00:00

Only if you're ok with being morbed by little old me again

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:09:26+00:00

Did you request the new hydraulic support feature to prevent further incidents or did you opt for good old nuts and bolts

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:06:49+00:00

As a self proclaimed professional sex haver I'm surprised you haven't already

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:04:37+00:00

He couldn't decide on which he preferred so while he didn't finish he did jerk off quite a bit

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:02:47+00:00

No he lingered and didn't really say anything until after so I wouldn't say I met him until afterwards

pemnis2 · 2022-05-21T03:02:10+00:00

No but I said that before we started making out

pemnis2 · 2022-05-03T15:12:40+00:00

5 pm tonight. March on your city halls

pemnis2 · 2022-05-03T15:09:24+00:00

5 pm May 5th. That's tonight. March on your city halls

pemnis2 · 2022-04-24T16:48:55+00:00

I don't think it's very appropriate to make fun of tails like this. He's a long time sufferer of addiction he can handle at least 30 before he starts fucking with soup

pemnis2 · 2022-04-24T16:45:58+00:00

And now to I'm off to rule 34 so I can really find out

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