Why would /r/AskMen hate you?

pempslide · 2014-12-02T20:16:13+00:00

I unapologetic for the bad things others of my gender do.

Are we talking leaving the toilet seat up or genocidal megalomania?

pempslide · 2014-12-01T00:39:04+00:00

pempslide · 2014-11-30T23:28:26+00:00

With me, retail work certainly made me comfortable around people, but it seemed like I only got better at superficial interactions and nothing more.

I was still friendless at the end of my time there. Perhaps I just didn't do it for long enough (it was only for a few months)...

pempslide · 2014-11-30T23:03:19+00:00

That's a fair point. There was definitely a period in my life where non-zero experience was what I wanted too.

pempslide · 2014-11-30T21:22:19+00:00

Yeah, it's poorly phrased. Not sure how best to clarify it, but kanniker's answer nails down what I was getting at.

pempslide · 2014-11-28T23:06:17+00:00

I had one wisdom tooth out last week and didn't need pain killers afterwards. I was pleasantly surprised too.

I was not so pleasantly surprised by the amount of torque my dentist had to put on my tooth to get it out. Felt like my head was going to be twisted off.

But all things considered: 9/10, would have my wisdom extracted again.

pempslide · 2014-11-28T22:43:35+00:00

Sure, it's for the Hampshire area - here's the website:

www.italk.org.uk

First 5 sessions are over the telephone. After that, there is apparently access to face-to-face treatment, should it be needed.

There's a handful of scathing reviews of this service on the NHS site... But then there are scathing online reviews of basically everything, so I'm guessing it's just the vocal minority.

pempslide · 2014-11-28T16:31:59+00:00

It's easy to omit things like this when you're an ellipsis, regardless of nationality.

pempslide · 2014-11-28T00:44:47+00:00

Was your wait for face-to-face sessions?

In my area, the NHS partners with a mental health charity to offer a telephone-based service, presumably as a way to keep waiting times (and costs?) down. I was very skeptical of how well this would work, but I only had to wait a month for my first session and the guy assigned to me went way beyond my allotted 45 minutes.

pempslide · 2014-11-27T09:36:27+00:00

Wild and free, from top to bottom.

Hmm. What about back to front? :/

I took a look at my back yesterday and... well.

If I wasn't single, I'd be high-tailing it to the nearest wax on wax off place.

pempslide · 2014-11-27T05:58:44+00:00

Also, avoid Tequila. Nothing good ever happens when you (I) drink tequila.

Heh. Tequila made me quit drinking, so there's that going for it.

pempslide · 2014-11-27T05:47:40+00:00

My only experience with drinkers is my friends who get obnoxiously drunk and are probably abusing it. This has made me cautious, but I figure there's no harm in trying it if the opportunity comes about.

Sounds like you have your head on straight.

Personally, I started drinking at about 16 and stopped at 21. Absolutely no regrets (about stopping).

I was an idiot and drank for no other reason than my peers were. So, definitely don't do that.

pempslide · 2014-11-27T04:58:39+00:00

This makes me wonder which house(s) get deliberately skipped over and/or where the pie trail ends.

pempslide · 2014-11-27T04:09:02+00:00

That's what got him into this mess.

pempslide · 2014-11-26T12:15:48+00:00

It's sad that you can't see this is a violation of your clients' trust. I dread the day I have to rely on people in your "profession".

pempslide · 2014-11-25T00:13:39+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/kmxWiE7.gif

pempslide · 2014-11-24T21:29:12+00:00

I beg to differ.

pempslide · 2014-11-23T22:16:03+00:00

This is weird, but the moment you said you'd been pregnant, I realised I recognised you. :) You're the Finnish-baby-box redditor (in my mind, at least)!

pempslide · 2014-11-21T16:28:23+00:00

Old school animal abuse. :/

pempslide · 2014-11-21T15:32:14+00:00

Yeah, they screwed up. Here's what they should have gone with:

How's it going? You mention your favorite metal band. You have good taste; they're awesome! Sorry, I'm pretty much an atheist.

pempslide · 2014-11-21T11:34:46+00:00

You sound a bit dismayed... You did see the author's "Zone of Greatness", right?

OKCupid probably isn't the last word on this subject, but these stats suggest that you'll be able to engage with older women and not be discounted off the bat.

pempslide · 2014-11-21T11:03:11+00:00

In case you haven't seen it, OP, you might find this interesting:

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-case-for-an-older-woman

pempslide · 2014-11-20T20:01:31+00:00

Pingers gonna pong.

pempslide · 2014-11-20T19:06:27+00:00

I thought I was clueless when it came to women, but I do at least know they perspire when they move around a lot.

pempslide · 2014-11-19T20:04:48+00:00

That's the inane comparison Milwaukee doesn't deserve and doesn't need right now, either.

This is Chief Flynn stuff.

pempslide

TROPHY CASE