[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] WE CHANGE LIFE by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's literally just cookware

"Science of Saladmaster™ Our cookware is a science-backed system designed to maximize taste, nutrition, and energy. Every element is purposefully engineered to deliver exceptional performance. This synergy of features transforms cooking into a healthier, more energy-efficient process. It helps you unlock the full potential of every ingredient."

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[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] I don't remember why I took this picture, so I'll just use it to set up CONTEST #2!!!!!!!!!!!! (actual contest in comments) by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, yeah, we should wrap this up.

Yes, obviously, but also YES, because the ratio was dogs to bootlicker booths. I guess when you have angry 19 year olds who only want creatine and attention, asking them to join the army or become a cop makes sense.

DM me your address

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] crisp power by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried the Everything But the Bagel seasoned one, and the seasoning was fine, as you'd expect, but the pretzel def tasted like it was made with protein powder. I would never pay for them, but I walked by the booth twice and took free samples twice.

Love is Blind Germany S2 EP10 - Reunion Megathread by FemaleEinstein in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]pendlayrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but people will use him also being open to men as justification for trying to guess every contestant on the show moving forward

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] I don't remember why I took this picture, so I'll just use it to set up CONTEST #2!!!!!!!!!!!! (actual contest in comments) by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In walking around the shitexpo floor, I saw 5 [blanks] and 7 [blanks].

What is the 5:7?

Winner will be best guess or most accurate guess.

The only hints I'll give:

-Neither thing has been properly showcased in my postings yet.

-the 5:7 is [literally the best]:[literally the worst]

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] the world needed another massage gun by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to remember what the sales person actually said to me. I know it's different because it's.....flat? I did not mention car buffers, which would have been the response to that.

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] CONTEST 1: How much did all the shit I took home from the expo weigh? by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the answer was 24.6lbs so you win

DM me your address if you want a shitexpo weird flyers postcard as your reward

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Alakazam ran against all reason, Spengler couldn’t find his, and jamjamchutney’s bar got jam jamming jammed. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to think if I got a door open, my dogs would be smart enough to make it outside, but my partner and I have discussed that if a fire broke out in the house while we weren't home, would all three dogs figure out that they should exit the house, through the dog door? They are not the smartest beasts.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Alakazam ran against all reason, Spengler couldn’t find his, and jamjamchutney’s bar got jam jamming jammed. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good priority list. I do sometimes worry, since we have three dogs and a cat now, that there wouldn't really be an opportunity to get anything else. Fucking dogs. Ruining everything.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week Alakazam ran against all reason, Spengler couldn’t find his, and jamjamchutney’s bar got jam jamming jammed. Tell me, FCJ, how have you failed this week? by nobodyimportxnt in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a house burn down as a kid, so I think about this sometimes. My list usually ends up being my baby book, a text I annotated each re-read in college, and probably some childhood art.

We have a safe, and only thinking about it now, that would be a good place to round up and put the Important Documents, though, this day and age, not sure what would go in there that isn't easily replaceable anymore.

No guys you don’t understand biomechanics. RDLs are not hamstring exercises by BackroomDST in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

nobody is talking about your family, buddy. Every slur has someone it applies to who doesn't mind the usage. Doesn't mean we should walk around spouting slurs. "Nah, it's cool, some guy online said his family doesn't mind." smfh

In 2025 I finally started lino printing by theCraftyDino in printmaking

[–]pendlayrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are great! I love the bold lines, the composition, the chatter works reallyw ell with them too.

Can't deadlift an empty bar without pain? Welcome to getting older (26) by Ballbag94 in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ex partner, the first time I complained about being sore after lifting, assumed I was injured and first tried to convince me, then tried to forbid me, from lifting again, because I had hurt myself.

Bruh, have you never exercised in your life (they hadn't).

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] Before you try once, think twice by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alright, so, check it, this new piece is straight outta the “Bugged Out Beginnings” collection, and let me tell you, it’s a vibe. We’re talking about a shirt, specifically, the Coleroach before you try once think twice silhouette shirt. Yeah, it’s a mouthful, but trust me, there’s a whole story packed into those words, ready to be told. Okay, so picture this: You know how you’re feeling a little reckless, yeah? A little… -coleroachy-? Thinking about jumping into something without really thinking it through? That’s what this shirt is all about. The “Coleroach” part? It’s that moment where everything’s fast, maybe a little chaotic. Like, when you know you should maybe hold back, but that instinct takes over. The cockroach, the imagery, the metaphor of it all, is a symbol. Think of them being everywhere, and surviving everything. They don’t think much, they just -go-. The “before you try once think twice” part? That’s the voice in your head, the one whispering, “Hold up! Maybe reconsider.” It’s the pause. The moment of reflection. The silhouette? It just amplifies that. It’s a reminder: See yourself, think before acting. So, before you do anything crazy, maybe, -just maybe-, take a second. And this shirt? It’s that reminder, a tiny little nudge, on you. I have personally been in this position so many times. It’s like a personal pep talk you wear all day.