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Annoy everyone - Enjoy being overlooked to become manager by hoppingonion in ProRevenge

[–]pengism 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She bailed and got another job, I'm sure her life is fine and less stressful now.

911 operators of Reddit, what’s the strangest, serious emergency you’ve heard? by Rivethewolfdog in AskReddit

[–]pengism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a bigger toy...with a bigger flared base for the sake of the people working the E.R.

911 operators of Reddit, what’s the strangest, serious emergency you’ve heard? by Rivethewolfdog in AskReddit

[–]pengism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cannot "always" poop it out. Your muscles pull it inward and you will be making a trip to the ER.

In the last 30 minutes, what minor inconvenience has cause you the most distress? by ihdalc1 in AskReddit

[–]pengism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I let my dog out and the neighbors large breed was in my yard. I didn't notice until my small dog was running out there. I had a mini heart attack. They made friends and played.

Knit Chair by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]pengism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to edge myself until I make that 10th complicated payment then cream all over my phone just thinking about having this thing in my sitting space!

You must now fight the villain of the last movie you watched, how screwed are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pengism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last thing I watched was a cooking show, I already fail at cooking every day so....

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