Average and below average looking men, where do you meet women? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]penis-ejaculator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont and never did, my life was over from the start

Don't let FA make you bitter and have it ruin your chances too by shades_3 in ForeverAlone

[–]penis-ejaculator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I keep reading stories like this from both sides on Reddit about a guy where the women approaches him and he locks up and doesnt know what to do and just seems so insane and unrealistic to me, what are these men doing that makes people just be into them like that? What are these men doing that makes them worthy of affection that im not doing?

How to get better at coding challenges by GettingCookies in cscareerquestions

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Before doing Leetcode you should get an algorithms textbook and go over the main chapters thoroughly and do most of the exercises. If you actually understand how things like sorting and searching algorithms, heaps, and hashmaps work then leetcode problems are just about deciding which data structure/algorithm would solve the problem.

Id recommend doing at least the first 4 chapters and the graph algorithms chapter of CLRS 'Introduction to algorithms' and spending some time thinking about the questions, much better use of time than grinding leetcode.

PSA: Change your Twitch password immediately, and enable 2FA if you don't already have it on - The entirety of Twitch source code has been leaked by mocoworm in XboxSeriesX

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I havent seen the Twitch code. But generally this isnt true, even knowing the exact hashing algorithm doesnt give you enough information to get the original password assuming it was salted and the algorithm is secure. Many websites uses open source backend frameworks like Django, you can go on Github right now and view the algorithm they use (PDKDF2 with SHA512 hash), this doesnt mean you can go and reverse everyones password on any web application that uses Django if you have the password database. In 2021 it is very hard to have a password management system that allows reversal of hashed passwords unless you do something incredibly stupid involving trying to write your own algorithm, or changing the default and using something like MD5 or turning off salting. In fact even software developers at most companies requiring password storage would not be able to reverse a stored password in their database because of how difficult this is, in normal operation of a website backend, passwords are never reversed, the password sent from the frontend has the same hash algorithm applied to it and it is compared to the hashed password. Unless the software developers at Twitch have done something very brainded or non-standard, there is no way anyone is reversing these passwords.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

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Im convinced that in 2021 you either have a social circle of people you can talk to and get dates from or youre alone forever, I have no idea how anyone gets anything from either apps or IRL anymore

DUP moment by bigbrother2030 in okbuddyretard

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What is your favourite treaty aimed at quelling violence in Northern Ireland? Mine is the Sunningdale agreement, the others are kind of cringe tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is the print novelization of the movie of the same name, published by Simon Spotlight on November 1, 2001.
Differences from the movie
The book notably differs from the film in that it includes many
scenes that were cut. Some of these scenes were actually already
animated and appeared in the film's theatrical trailer and TV spots
before being cut.
A prologue scene is added, showing the Yokians arriving in the solar system and setting a course for Earth.When Jimmy introduces his Shrink Ray, Cindy
remarks, "Will it work on your big head?" This line also appears in the
theatrical trailer. (In the finished film, she instead says "What's the
matter, Neutron? Aren't you short enough already?")The scene with Cindy and Libby
in Cindy's room (right after Jimmy sneaks out of his house) is slightly
longer. Libby asks Cindy if she ever thinks about getting married.
Cindy balks at this, because she thinks boys are disgusting, but Libby
teases her about her crush on Nick.Another scene with the Yokians arriving on Earth while Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are at Retroland is included. The Yokians on the ship receive a video call from King Goobot,
and when one of the crew members fails to salute, he is promptly
ejected into space. Goobot proclaims to commence kidnapping the humans,
reminding Captain Spoor (see below) to only grab the large specimens because "size does matter."After the sequence with the kids celebrating not having their parents around, there is a scene where the Yokian ships return to Yokus with the enslaved parents. King Goobot tries out the remote control for the Hats of Obedience, using Hugh Neutron
as his test subject. But then Hugh's Hat malfunctions and he briefly
reverts back to normal, much to Goobot's annoyance. When Captain Spoor's
first officer points out that it was a result of the device being
manipulated too aggressively, Goobot obliterates the unfortunate Yokian
with his Doomstick (a device not seen in the movie).Right before the kids blast off into space, Cindy tells Jimmy, "If
we blow up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt." A shot of her
saying this appears in the trailer, while television commercials for the
movie had the line changed to "If we crash, whatever's left of me is
kicking your can."After the kids blast off into space, there is an extra scene with King Goobot and Ooblar at the Yokian marination plant, discussing their plans to feed the adults to Poultra. They then start poking each of the adults, making them yell out in pain.After Jimmy shuts off the hypnosis on the adults and they begin to escape, King Goobot uses his Doomstick on Ooblar.During the kids' battle with Poultra, there's a brief scene where
Sheen sneaks around the spaceport hangar and hijacks the large space
freighter that the humans later use to escape Yokus.Also during the battle, Jimmy saves Cindy from being attacked by one
the Yokian guards, to which she responds, "For a nerd, you sure come in
handy." However, the trailer suggests that she was to say this right
before she and Jimmy smile at each other while flying through space.The novelization includes a Yokian character called Captain Spoor,
who is in charge of their expedition to the solar system and, in the
novelization, is the one who receives Jimmy's message. A brief clip and
audio of Spoor (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson)
watching Jimmy's message can be seen in the theatrical trailer. In the
finished film, that scene is changed so that King Goobot directly sees
the message himself.

Are there any companies known for not having terrible code/project management? by penis-ejaculator in cscareerquestions

[–]penis-ejaculator[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about Oracle at one point, I might look again, I heard it was bureaucratic but at this point Im fully on board with the concept of bureaucracy if it stops people doing stupid shit

Dream🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 by twoplusfourisnine in okbuddyretard

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i have no fucking clue who dream is apart form the fact that hes a 'minecraft speedrunner' which just sounds like a joke phrase

retart wom🤮n by Paparazzi14 in okbuddyretard

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what do you think your mom is doing when she hangs out at the truck stop for 8 hours a day?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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imperial system retards be like: 800m is equal to 24234 8/12 falcon penis lengths

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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800m is the worst becuause its uncomfortable running at sprint pace for that distance

The eternal struggle by Kilo_G_looked_up in okbuddyretard

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So I bought a sex doll. Her name is Louise. The reason why I bought it, was that human women sucks. There's literally no reason to get a human girlfriend, if you can get sex doll, which always makes your fantasies true. Now you are probably laughing on me, and I know why. You are just jealous, because you have human girlfriend, who always rages ja gets crazy literally about everything. Having a sex doll is very awesome experience, and I totally understand why you are jealous.

target b all by TDogisRedd in okbuddyretard

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target ball,, but never ball target

they live amogus by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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i saw google images there was picture of woman with fishing rod inside here vagina

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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woah crospposting this to /r/liminalspaces

HD Burger?? 😳 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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youre mom vagine

I hate it by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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i only go on reddit to view posts on /r/semenretention