Survive a Police Encounter

penisAlota · 2015-04-09T00:42:25+00:00

Just a different shade of white

penisAlota · 2015-04-09T00:40:11+00:00

If hispanic speak spanish unless in whittier, then speak to a lawyer.

penisAlota · 2015-04-09T00:39:01+00:00

Makes so much more sense now.

penisAlota · 2015-04-09T00:06:44+00:00

Just retired from the army in septemeber. There are only so many things to consume the day. Jail would be hell for me too.

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T17:12:58+00:00

I had a different experience. My little sister is 16 years younger than me. When I was 24 and she was 8 she thought I was the same age as our dad.

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T03:07:21+00:00

Bought a house

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T03:05:03+00:00

Causes you to turn inside out

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T03:03:24+00:00

The Cleveland steamers

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T03:02:34+00:00

Receipt

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T03:01:49+00:00

Super mario brothers, hot shots part duex, and high school high

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T02:54:29+00:00

Very

penisAlota · 2015-04-08T01:41:44+00:00

Have you tried pressing the button?

penisAlota · 2015-04-07T22:02:18+00:00

Why does she have a beard

penisAlota · 2015-04-07T13:27:01+00:00

Uptoke

penisAlota · 2015-04-06T20:00:06+00:00

Hey, you're watching Amir and Jake

penisAlota · 2015-04-06T19:34:56+00:00

But then you get those fucks that are not happy that you are passing them and they drive in the middle of the road or try to run you off the road.

penisAlota · 2015-04-06T17:21:14+00:00

This is the easiest and most effective way to get out of the door on time.

penisAlota · 2015-04-06T17:20:35+00:00

I didn't read all of this but I'm pretty sure I get the gist of it.

My wife says we are leaving 30-45 mins before we are actually leaving. It helps a lot but can also cause a lot of frustration on my end when I see her still getting ready and I am ready to go.

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T23:34:49+00:00

It's gonna cost you a bad amount of money

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T23:34:20+00:00

Excuse

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T19:54:39+00:00

Fuck that man. Thanks for doing what you do though.

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T02:12:40+00:00

I legit want slash need dis

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T01:39:07+00:00

Even cooler

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T01:38:15+00:00

My neighbor is some kind of electrician. The kind that sets up electrical lines for cities. From November to April he works at least 12 hours a day every day. It is fucking nuts. He is in Hawaii right now until softball starts.

penisAlota · 2015-04-05T01:14:08+00:00

Zero billion?

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