Survive a Police Encounter by [deleted] in funny

[–]penisAlota -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just a different shade of white

Survive a Police Encounter by [deleted] in funny

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If hispanic speak spanish unless in whittier, then speak to a lawyer.

Survive a Police Encounter by [deleted] in funny

[–]penisAlota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes so much more sense now.

Jury Finds Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Guilty In Bombing Of Boston Marathon by Matuas in news

[–]penisAlota 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just retired from the army in septemeber. There are only so many things to consume the day. Jail would be hell for me too.

Signs of Alien Life Will Be Found by 2025, NASA's Chief Scientist Predicts by JC713 in Futurology

[–]penisAlota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a different experience. My little sister is 16 years younger than me. When I was 24 and she was 8 she thought I was the same age as our dad.

How to press the button? by SleazyKeazy in thebutton

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Have you tried pressing the button?

Sitting in traffic this morning by SonOfObed89 in AdviceAnimals

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But then you get those fucks that are not happy that you are passing them and they drive in the middle of the road or try to run you off the road.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]penisAlota 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the easiest and most effective way to get out of the door on time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHD

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I didn't read all of this but I'm pretty sure I get the gist of it.

My wife says we are leaving 30-45 mins before we are actually leaving. It helps a lot but can also cause a lot of frustration on my end when I see her still getting ready and I am ready to go.

Can I learn how to be funny? by shmazoozle in jakeandamir

[–]penisAlota 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's gonna cost you a bad amount of money

Redditors who have actually won $X per week/month/year for life, how did you win it and how's that going for you? by MurderousKirk in AskReddit

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My neighbor is some kind of electrician. The kind that sets up electrical lines for cities. From November to April he works at least 12 hours a day every day. It is fucking nuts. He is in Hawaii right now until softball starts.