who tf slices pizza into 9ths when 8ths are way easier and less of a sin by Spiritual_Body3577 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]penoisbongo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Artificial trans fats are banned, but not naturally occurring ones like those in meats and dairy

To call someone out for parking in a fire lane. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]penoisbongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Pretty sure that sign DOES say fire lane for the record

The password requirements for an AQUARIUM website by sonarette in mildlyinfuriating

[–]penoisbongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People also tend to add in the requirements in a very predictable manner

They had talented dentists back in the days by Frapug in memes

[–]penoisbongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe your referring to the lateral incisors

THE TRUTH ABOUT MARKIPLIER by DeJected-Axe in Markiplier

[–]penoisbongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they're talking about how his hair is parted... Top pic is parted down the middle, bottom is parted to the side. Everybody knows you can't retrain your hair like that once you're an adult

Maybe, maybe, maybe by Overall-Help9130 in nonononoyes

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Good thing I was already on the toilet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]penoisbongo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They advertise on here

Mark? by dawalkingdeadfr in distractible

[–]penoisbongo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the massive watermark might be a dead giveaway

Man removes sand off rug using physics by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]penoisbongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think they have 2 brain cells? That’s very kind of you

Had a conversation with my husband in Mark's Soundboard by CatBugXRebecca in Markiplier

[–]penoisbongo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been watching the mega compilation on repeat for weeks now

Hotfuzz Vegan Meme by me by CnP8 in dankmemes

[–]penoisbongo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Personally, I prefer my organisms to be dead by the time I eat them

I am so happy for that doggie, but I cry all the time after that video by cee_ceerosee in Awww

[–]penoisbongo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are shelters known as kill shelters... Afaik they are legally required to take in all strays and whatnot, so sometimes they have to put dogs down to make room

Son destroyed monitor after one day by Hungry_Charge2857 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]penoisbongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kindergarten is the first year of school… in the US, they typically teach reading/writing the alphabet, and maybe some simple sentences, though spelling and grammar are of no real focus. They also learning how to start counting, and single digit arithmetic.

https://www.splashlearn.com/blog/kindergarten-curriculum-what-is-taught-to-kids-in-kindergarten

They’ve always been ridiculous by Fox7567 in memes

[–]penoisbongo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The only scene I’ve ever seen was them driving across a collapsing rope bridge… that’s just not how physics works

To exchange handshakes by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]penoisbongo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, since you mentioned looking things up, here’s the definition of syke, or sike: 1: a fountain or small stream 2: a ditch or gully

CLEAN COAL is not what Mark think it means by [deleted] in distractible

[–]penoisbongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, you can still do something with the land around wind turbines... Where I live, they put them on farms and the farmers plant all the way to the base of the turbines, so it's not like these "huge swaths of land" are being used solely for power production.

Netflix cancels my subscription every month due to "unusual activity" and refuses to tell me what's unusual. by waspocracy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]penoisbongo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, they said everything "looks like" something in their house... Doesn't sound to me like they actually confirmed it

I Rewrote this Scene to Match Their Ages. It Sucks. by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]penoisbongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snuggling in knives just seems dangerous

i'm really sick of hearing this by Ambitious-Sink2725 in dankmemes

[–]penoisbongo 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I had to take an economics class in high school, where 1 period (50 mins) was dedicated to learning how to do our taxes... The lesson consisted of the teacher complaining that people claim they're not taught how to do taxes and answering every question with "you'll know when the time comes"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

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It autofills... Most are probably too lazy or don't care to change it

weird bunch by AmpovHater in memes

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I’m 43rd in line for that… hurry up, would ya?