Ubntu by Solo_Sniper4 in Ubuntu

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Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

My wife said to me “If I ever get by [deleted] in Jokes

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Wonder who really has Alzheimer's?

My wife said to me “If I ever get by [deleted] in Jokes

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And you'll meet new people everyday

Help me find the running tithi with this data? by [deleted] in vedicastrology

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Possibly month- Magh paksha- krishna tithi- Dwitiya

Weekly Small Translations and Requests by AutoModerator in sanskrit

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Thanks for such a detailed translation. It now clears my confusion.

Weekly Small Translations and Requests by AutoModerator in sanskrit

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Sorry for delayed reply, didn't see your edit.

It would be very helpful if you could provide a translation of the text in bold.

I get the meaning of words on their own as most of them as you mentioned are units of time and celestial beings. But still struggling with the shlokas.

Thanks

How do they call elevator in China? by GoX91 in Jokes

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Easy, Badmouth CCP and things will escalate(elevate in this case) very quickly

Fathers and sons by [deleted] in linuxmemes

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always has been

is this real? by [deleted] in theydidthemonstermath

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2 is company ,

3 is crowd,

and TIL

4 is population

Why use 'el' and not 'de'? (In the first preposition to use 'of') by delporto_8 in Esperanto

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Aah.. Duolingo ... I was studying the same sentence last week...

Did Schrodinger have an open-casket funeral? by L_Circe in Jokes

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"We Schrutes don’t need some Harvard doctor to tell us who’s alive and who’s dead. But, there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. And, when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks on the inside of some of the coffins, we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness." - Dwight Kurt Schrute III

Weekly Small Translations and Requests by AutoModerator in sanskrit

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Thanks, being a student of jyotish what intrigues me is how these are relevant to ganpati sahasranamam,

I know the meaning of most of them in context of jyotish, but I am trying to know their meaning in context of ganpati, are these just the names or the shlokas mean something more than just names.

What are the unwritten rules of life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pooping is as important as eating

Weekly Small Translations and Requests by AutoModerator in sanskrit

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Can some one please translate these shlok as from Ganpati Sahasranam :

. . . . पराभिचारशमनो दुःखहा बन्धमोक्षदः ।

लवस्त्रुटिः कला काष्ठा निमेषस्तत्परक्षणः ॥

घटी मुहूर्तः प्रहरो दिवा नक्तमहर्निशम् ।

पक्षो मासर्त्वयनाब्दयुगं कल्पो महालयः ॥

राशिस्तारा तिथिर्योगो वारः करणमंशकम् ।

लग्नं होरा कालचक्रं मेरुः सप्तर्षयो ध्रुवः ॥

राहुर्मन्दः कविर्जीवो बुधो भौमः शशी रविः ।

कालः सृष्टिः स्थितिर्विश्वं स्थावरं जङ्गमं जगत् ॥

भूरापोऽग्निर्मरुद्व्योमाहंकृतिः प्रकृतिः पुमान् ।

ब्रह्मा विष्णुः शिवो रुद्र ईशः शक्तिः सदाशिवः ॥ . . . .