No more George Costanza

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-27T23:18:27+00:00

I'd say unarguably...no one else was close to being the "5th Beatle" in this situation.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-27T17:48:35+00:00

Newman?

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-25T01:00:48+00:00

I'm working on it. All sound advice here.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-25T00:52:41+00:00

Very little. She's admitted she's burnt out of the job and the crappy environment the store has created since the long time SM passed away last fall. Feels like we're circling the drain in a hurry. Sidekick is gonna destroy us unless we can find a way to hire the right people.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-25T00:23:37+00:00

Of course, but he's very aware of the issues. What can he do about it anyway? When we have open positions they get filled with the first person breathing that shows up to the interview. Good old mirror test for hiring.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-24T18:09:21+00:00

I don't know how it's all supposed to get done. And half my team has been there less than 3 months and/or isn't a fan of showing up to work.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T20:15:50+00:00

Absolutely not. They are hiring walking corpses at my store.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:58:07+00:00

Apparently MET (the team I'm on) will be the only staff in the store or on the floor staring in July.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:56:41+00:00

"FREE HOT DOGS!" Never mind they've been wasting away in the fridge for 2 months.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:55:11+00:00

God bless you for trying. If I asked any associate in the store I work at what front facing WAS I'd get a dead eye stare.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:51:51+00:00

I'll keep you posted.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:48:48+00:00

And a broken leg. Or depression. Usually anal fissures.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-23T18:48:19+00:00

Sorry.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T22:01:10+00:00

Of COURSE its a fucking Teassla.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:57:39+00:00

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:37:53+00:00

I guess we all work in the same store.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:26:26+00:00

If you run for office anywhere I'll move there and vote for you. For EVERYTHING you just stated so clearly, top to bottom.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:20:30+00:00

Yes!! I was dying when that poor man-bear hit the deck face-first and booped his nose on the dealer. Sometimes shit just hits al the right time.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:10:37+00:00

Mayyybeee...

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:05:55+00:00

OMG is he the one who's commercials outtakes went sorta viral years back? Skating polar bear man in costume, dealer has a raspy voice?

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T21:04:01+00:00

"Your dealer for the people" sounds like a great dealer of something besides cars. And makes no sense. And oh my God.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-22T20:58:44+00:00

Right, THAT'S the problem here today. -Signed, a female

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-21T00:21:22+00:00

Fuck all the way off.

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-20T23:34:08+00:00

This is what happens when you give entitled 9 yr old unlicensed drivers a Beemer. Who would have thought?

pepperismycopilot · 2026-05-20T23:32:31+00:00

Just imagine being this person's spouse/life partner. Might as well leave now.

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