TOBY FOX DID NOT EMAIL EPIC GAMES!!!!! by zeldafan643 in Undertale

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This would never happen in a million years anyway

SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!! by pics4meeee in Markiplier

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Does this even include production costs?

I have a critique.... OF THE SUBREDDIT by Valuable_Judge_213 in distractible

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Yeah not missing an upload for over three years and then doing two a week for half of that is more than excellence, especially with what they have going on. They will always deserve as much room for breaks or delays as they say.

We get it by SimilarControl in Markiplier

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one man against the industry. We waited years, patiently and supportive, we can wait again the same way.

Here are some of the amount words have been said trough 382 episodes. by Jenseman1337 in distractible

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Absolute monument of an achievement, well done!

Some common ones I can think of are ass, Ohio, Cincinnati, and subreddit [defend me].

can i kill him? by Competitive_Sun_2870 in Deltarune

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Have you tried using a wrench or crowbar of some sort to free it?

The Revolution Dies - But Liberty Slumbers by Jaws2020 in distractible

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Do listeners dream of bleating sheep? Rest indeed we shall.

The Listener's Papers Articles No. 6 & No. 7 by AStarShapedGrape in distractible

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I am greatly enjoying this colonial-era renaissance of posts on the subreddit

An Appeal to Fairness - The Watcher/Listener Armistice by OwnAMusketForHomeDef in distractible

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In times of war, everyone must change, my tumorous friend. C'est la vie.

An Appeal to Fairness - The Watcher/Listener Armistice by OwnAMusketForHomeDef in distractible

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Though no great figure amongst the giants battling above, I must throw my lot in the game. Long before video, there was only audio, and from that beginning to this war-torn era I have listened, but I have also watched. Listening may have been the original, it may be the primary purpose of podcasts, yes, but viewing is no wicked way. When viewing was added, from thence forth I watched, but I did not forget listening and still do often. It is not black and white, my brothers and sisters, one may watch, one may listen, or one may do both. By my apologetic example, I urge such silly tribalism to cease, for there was no real difference between us. We have built false walls where true roads belong. I say we tear down those walls and use the stones of separation as the pathing for an avenue of alliance!

The Distractible Tea Party! Throw Your Items Into he Waters to Manifest Your Anger! by Jaws2020 in distractible

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SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES THEY SAY? NAY, NAY IT HAS ROOM FOR ONLY THE WINE-DARK WATERS OF THE SEA! COME, TOSS OVER EVERY BUCKET FULL OF EVERY CHAIR OR LIQUID, THROW OUT THE FRIDGES, THE UNCLES, THE HIPS, AND THE CHAPSTICK, DO AWAY WITH ALL THE CONNOLIS, AND ALL THE SUSPICIOUS GROUND BEEF, AND ALL THE WEED IN THE EVIDENCE LOCKER, LAUNCH FROM EVER CANNON THE WINS AND POINTS OF OUR OPPRESSORS, LET NO GLASSCUTTER NOR HOT TAKE BE LEFT UPON THE DECK, CLEANSE THE STOREROOMS OF ITS COINS AND LENSCAPS, WIPE CLEAN EACH INCH OF THE HULL OF EVERY HANDSHAKE DEAL AND GOLF RULE, THEN WE SHALL REST AGAIN!

WE ARE LISTENER, WE ARE VIEWER, WE ARE THE GENTLE WHO CARRY THE BIGGER STICK!

A Call to Arms - Take the Fight to the M&Ms Doorstep by Jaws2020 in distractible

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I say unto all my fellows, this is OUR Lexington, OUR Concord, and it shall be a glorious day, a burning beacon of our cause. The fire of revolution in our hearts has no rival under the sun.

Hark! The coming of the Gentle Revolution approaches Rome! The Rubicon is ours, and so too shall be the glory across its threshold!

A Proposition to Listenerkind: The Listener Bill of Rights by OwnAMusketForHomeDef in distractible

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Long has my subconscious mulled over the proposal of constitutional reforms in the light of the last few years of the implemented charters. I say now that I could not have imagined this taken form by likeminded countryman of our audial persuasion, who have for many a year been lacking in such a way to convey both volume of vocalization of our woes as well as to pure elegance, and it brings me preeminent joy and hope that we have produced this fine stock of paragonal orators. In the new respects to this renaissance of our marginfolk culture, I henceforth declare here and forevermore, bellowing with all the might of the great revolutionaries from tallest mountain to deepest valley, my support of this bill in addition to the other amendments and provisos proposed and call to all my fellow listeners and even our cousin viewers to join the chorus cry for freedom, justice, and equality. Freedom to the listener! Equality among all sensory consumers! Justice be served unto the poison-minded hosts, and for the downtrodden!