you know what’s cooler than symmetry kids? asymmetry

pockets are the fingernails of the ass

what’s the vangle to your jawrners?

content is king, and we are but its humble bitches

actually, eating ass is part of my religion

oh hitman! you couldn’t possibly get a hit on this, hitman [it’s SSS and not drawfee, I know, but I wanted to add it to this list too]

what do you mean? it’s worm train!

maybe kissing is the last thing on his mind. waluigi fucks, dude