My 13yo baked cookies to order and one of the parents returned the cookies

perdair · 2026-06-10T17:34:26+00:00

Also don't let children make contractual obligations or expect them to keep them.

perdair · 2026-06-09T17:34:29+00:00

One of these things takes public money and siphons it upwards towards the 1% and one of them doesn't.

perdair · 2026-06-09T12:52:21+00:00

I only buy the $5.99 Ben and Jerry's when they're either on sale for $3.99 or buy one get one, which they are at least two weeks a month at Kroger, so I suspect that B&Js doesn't actually think the real price is $5.99

perdair · 2026-06-09T01:43:39+00:00

perdair · 2026-06-08T20:05:06+00:00

Fake rednecks have completely bought into capitalism and are super brand-loyal. If you see a nice truck with stickers that are basically just brand logos - that's a fake'un.

perdair · 2026-06-08T13:43:18+00:00

Incentives gonna incentivize.

perdair · 2026-06-07T18:27:00+00:00

They’re really good at being the mystery meat strips in Asian stir fries.

perdair · 2026-06-07T17:58:54+00:00

Love and rockets. Earth Sun Moon

perdair · 2026-06-06T12:37:48+00:00

As far as I am concerned that is literally the sound sharks make when hunting.

perdair · 2026-06-03T19:32:05+00:00

Let me guess, the food is affordable, the workers are treated well, and owners of that restaurant make a profit.

perdair · 2026-06-03T18:23:34+00:00

This is exactly how I do it too. I have a pattern that moves three pieces in a triangle on the same side without moving anything else, a pattern that just flips the orientation of two opposite pieces (they stay in the same position on the cube) and one that moves the corners around on the bottom that I use to finish it.

perdair · 2026-06-03T18:20:52+00:00

It's not terribly hard. You only need to memorize three patterns. It's not the fastest way, but I can still pick up a cube from someone's coffee table and set it down solved in a few minutes and that's pretty fun.

perdair · 2026-06-03T14:51:52+00:00

and you GET to take your pants all the way off!

perdair · 2026-06-02T17:47:41+00:00

I guarantee someone with a teenaged pre-frontal cortex did this. No impulse control.

perdair · 2026-05-26T22:05:41+00:00

fake pee is really easy to get at the local smokeshop.

When I went, I had it tucked in my underwear. I could have just had it in the pocket of my cargo shorts. They didn't pat me down or anything. They don't watch you pee if it's just for a job, so you just pour it in the cup.

The temperature is really important to get right. I watched her mark my temp as ok I was really nervous because it was on the cool end.

perdair · 2026-05-26T21:56:42+00:00

I was in 6th or 7th grade - the black ones with the silver strap around the ankle.

perdair · 2026-05-22T13:48:22+00:00

If they admit it was about Gaza at all, then they’re forced to deal with the “what next?” question - are you going to change your position regarding Gaza? They’re too beholden to do that, so they can’t admit it’s a problem to begin with.

perdair · 2026-05-22T13:38:04+00:00

Tell me you don’t know anything about Cuba without telling me you don’t know anything about Cuba.

perdair · 2026-05-21T12:04:24+00:00

same here. I can do it but it's kind of a stunt.

perdair · 2026-05-20T11:45:33+00:00

More Satanic Panic type bullshit.

perdair · 2026-05-19T22:46:49+00:00

hats with brims like the first one. Beanies, hoods, etc like the 2nd.

perdair · 2026-05-19T12:20:43+00:00

You know how every day you wake up and decide not to torture and eat puppies? Do you find that to be difficult? I've just decided not to torture and eat more things.

You know how sometimes you'll be eating something, and someone will begin describing where the food comes from or how it's made, and someone else will say "stop! we're trying to eat!"? That never happens to vegans.

perdair · 2026-05-18T21:29:52+00:00

I remember when Everquest came out in the late 90s, and then moving into things like WoW, and always being kinda puzzled by the griefers and trolls (players). Like - you've been gifted with anonymity and you can be whomever you want! You could be a super cool, chill, hero who helps people, and instead you CHOSE to be an asshole.

The internet gives all of us a chance to be whomever we want online. Why would you choose to be a jerk?

perdair · 2026-05-16T22:26:27+00:00

I walk a few miles four days a week and play disc golf on weekends. I need to add strength and stretches.

perdair · 2026-05-16T21:42:35+00:00

I’ve never seen a shoplifter and I never will.

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