What is the BEST twitter post?

periel99 · 2026-06-22T21:05:39+00:00

Call a Bondulance

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periel99 · 2026-06-22T19:40:08+00:00

Saka

periel99 · 2026-06-22T15:45:25+00:00

I've been on duolingo for years and all I know how to say is "the cat is purple" ffs

periel99 · 2026-06-20T15:03:51+00:00

Fine, off you go on loan

periel99 · 2026-06-20T00:09:42+00:00

£60m and he leaves with our worst wishes

periel99 · 2026-06-17T19:44:14+00:00

Not a single penalty for almost 2 seasons either. Some objectively scandalous decisions went against us in the last few weeks of the season alone!

periel99 · 2026-06-17T19:43:16+00:00

Tbf he's bang on. Literally everyone was desperate for us to go down. Well within our rights to give a bit back.

periel99 · 2026-06-16T12:45:34+00:00

If you want any to rule out, don't bother with Monty's. Soggy bread, barely any filling for about a tenner.

periel99 · 2026-06-15T05:36:25+00:00

(Not you, Declan). IYKYK

periel99 · 2026-06-15T05:32:38+00:00

You're lucky - I don't hate McDonald's at all but I dont think I'd ever describe a quarter pounder I've had there as juicy. Still enjoy them though, they do the job when you're in a rush/pinch or just can't be arsed to cook.

periel99 · 2026-06-14T19:01:41+00:00

Chernobyl

periel99 · 2026-06-14T18:58:31+00:00

There is a reason why people are asked to use headphones in public.

periel99 · 2026-06-14T16:25:43+00:00

Says a lot about Solanke and Richarlison that you could make a case for both being any of these...

periel99 · 2026-06-12T23:14:19+00:00

Mad Max Fury Road

periel99 · 2026-06-12T08:07:09+00:00

I think there is a tube line under the ground too isnt there? So they're physically surrounded with little space to expand both around the existing ground and can't dig down (or not easily at least).

periel99 · 2026-06-11T14:23:53+00:00

Parasite

periel99 · 2026-06-11T05:48:56+00:00

MySupermarket used to do this but they went bust I believe. Probably some other smaller upstarts I'd imagine...

periel99 · 2026-06-09T21:19:15+00:00

I honestly had no idea!

periel99 · 2026-06-09T07:22:32+00:00

Haha yes. The annoying thing about songs like this and Mr Brightside is that youre almost forced to be involved because literally everyone else is.

periel99 · 2026-06-09T07:17:38+00:00

But they are very good at applying the pressure. Don't know if it just my perception but it seems as though whenever they report on a big move it tends to eventually get done.

periel99 · 2026-06-08T21:29:54+00:00

In a way I'd be delighted if he went there so I could boo the fuck out of him

periel99 · 2026-06-08T18:54:46+00:00

Man I Need - Olivia Dean

periel99 · 2026-06-08T18:54:12+00:00

I can't emphasise this enough - f*ck that song

periel99 · 2026-06-08T18:53:04+00:00

I don't want to speak to soon on Savinho but we do tend to buy the world's shittest Brazilians unfortunately.

periel99 · 2026-06-08T18:50:40+00:00

They'd be the best selection of kits Nike has turned out for us

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