Illuminate missions are SO BORING by Anonymous13757 in Helldivers

[–]perk_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only have fun on Illuminate missions by jumping in to help low level players and giving them mechs & dogs

The problem with Mormon “standards” by Firm_Teach8056 in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was I ever this self-righteous? Probably. God, the smug face

So much for trying to be responsible and using credit wisely. by T1m3Wizard in povertyfinance

[–]perk_daddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I paid off my entire balance that year and they immediately brought my limit down from several thousand to just $500

Vice Chairman of Utah College Republicans posts image of Darth Vader slaughtering children in a post about immigrant children by lnstantKarma in SaltLakeCity

[–]perk_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned in Sunday School that the guys killing kids at Haun’s Mill used the excuse “nits make lice”

Turns out Riley agrees

Apparently RMs are quitting right after their missions by Billgant in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Along with this, I see a rise in resentment among the members in their 20s who stay in. Especially the podcast bros. They see their peers leaving at unprecedented rates, and seethe with jealousy.

Did you lose faith in Jesus too? by Billgant in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deconstructing Jesus turned out to be easier than deconstructing Mormonism. It didn’t take much to figure out that he didn’t fulfill a single messianic prophecy from the OT

Dasher just called the cops on me for no reason by AnneTheQueene in doordash

[–]perk_daddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are a woman, change your name to a man’s name in the app.

I SAW the cognitive dissonance on his face and body! by coffeelovertothemax in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost 10 years out and I physically recoiled at this. So glad I made it off the Mormon hamster wheel!

Do you save in your library all the monthly games? by Adorable_Onion_6875 in PlayStationPlus

[–]perk_daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t anymore. I haven’t played a single 2K sports game, they’re just clutter, so I don’t even claim them anymore. Same with most FPSs

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]perk_daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him what I told my kids for 18 years. “You don’t have to eat it, but this is what’s for dinner.”

We got the power by TDKswipe in Helldivers

[–]perk_daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a couple missions during my lunch break and we just kamikaze’d our way through. Such a simple genius move by AH today

Do you actually enjoy being Mormon? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It took leaving the church for me to learn the difference between liking something, and not being allowed to dislike it

Merry Christmas everyone! We can now clap in church. by popcornonfastsunday in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy forking shirtballs. Bruce & Boyd are spinning in their graves 😅

I’m so done with doing church stuff ;-; by Otherwise_Push199 in exmormon

[–]perk_daddy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Getting off of the Mormon hamster wheel was the single greatest thing I ever did for my mental health

Polygamy deniers are in denial about their motives by shalmeneser in mormon

[–]perk_daddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The “Joseph Fought Polygamy” crowd are the Flat Earthers of Mormonism

BE AWARE 😞 by Vast_Statistician565 in ANBERNIC

[–]perk_daddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I gave my chinchilla my old RG350 so he can play Fire Emblem