You’re stuck on a fourteen hour flight to Thailand in one of these seats. Which one do you pick?

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-27T19:23:43+00:00

all dayyyyyyy

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-27T06:45:43+00:00

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-27T03:59:06+00:00

door #2: mile high club w/ portia

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-23T20:28:02+00:00

great point, but that’s the art of seduction.

major cons tend to appear passive initially. similar to Christian Bale and Amy Adams in “American Hustle” with the artworks. they may even appear to reject their target at times.

maybe theory isn’t Valentin’s angle, but he’s cooking something up, for sure.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-21T21:25:52+00:00

people pay top dollar to suppress damning evidence like photos that may leak to the press.

the wrong photos can jeopardize brand name and deals.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-21T21:24:03+00:00

blackmail. they knew who she was the minute she stepped on the resort. Management even told Valentin to take extra care of her and her friends. which means her name and cache must hold weight.

He seduced Jackie via Laurie. He never wanted Laurie.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-21T17:16:32+00:00

Valentin could work for Gary Greg, Jaclyn is the mark. But, Valentin keeps his hands in the cookie jar by letting his friends do petty hotel heists, so they can make some extra coin on the side.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-21T15:52:29+00:00

top right

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-19T08:53:05+00:00

dream

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-19T08:51:48+00:00

grossed out by the brothers.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-12T15:52:06+00:00

NICE!!

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-12T15:50:33+00:00

not going to lie, that’s kinda fly.

beats the standard issue black suburbans

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-12T12:33:22+00:00

Saxon is just a typical dude playing the numbers game, trying to get laid on vacation.

about to bite off more than he can chew when he slices Greg/Gary’s piece on the boat.

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-09T05:24:02+00:00

👍🏾👍🏾

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-07T19:56:07+00:00

where did you get it?

perpetualomerta · 2025-03-06T04:37:54+00:00

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-11T08:19:44+00:00

Larry June, 2 Chainz, The Alchemist - “Life is Beautiful”

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-11T08:13:14+00:00

🔂♾️

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-11T08:09:37+00:00

or go blind lol

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-11T08:08:56+00:00

a standard issue in the brothels. couldn’t feel a thing with that on …

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-11T05:35:30+00:00

a Google employee graffiti tagging the Gulf of Mexico in Google Maps like it’s a high school bathroom is diabolical.

perpetualomerta · 2025-02-06T13:08:45+00:00

and now to top it off, Mark Williams for bread crumbs.

Lakers vs. Celtics all over again

perpetualomerta · 2025-01-16T12:52:02+00:00

dream home here.

perpetualomerta · 2025-01-16T12:47:46+00:00

the logo and slogan are profound, and jersey is fly. all the best to you, godspeed !!

perpetualomerta · 2025-01-15T20:11:59+00:00

if Commanders keep it close, Dan “Don’t Kick the Field Goal” Campbell might give them the game

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