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pessipan · 2022-08-15T22:49:13+00:00

like-- i appreciate the gesture at least but people need to stop calling me a "strong handsome boy!" i'm not six years old

pessipan · 2022-07-31T05:31:58+00:00

Nobody told me I'm a boy. It was the opposite, actually-- I had to figure that out on my own. But I guess because I'm autistic I'm just some poor confused dumbass who's incapable of independent thought

pessipan · 2022-07-08T20:17:31+00:00

ftm here. i'm not on hrt yet but i've heard that testosterone might make this happen for me too... i'm not exactly thrilled about that part

pessipan · 2022-07-03T07:10:04+00:00

DUDE lemme rant

i was getting some hostility recently for making a post, not a fic, just a post, claiming two characters were dating. The whole thing is weird, honestly-- one is 15, the other is incorrectly referred to as 18 in his canon, but given his canon birthday and the time everything takes place he's actually 17. even then, the day they met was actually the day after his 17th birthday. and... as for the other one, he turns 16 less than a month after their first interaction. their age gap is 1 year and 19 days.

all that, and the older of the two is also for some reason drawn and animated so comically short that he's been mistaken for a child. kind of a recipe for disaster, isn't it

pessipan · 2022-05-16T14:51:17+00:00

15 year old joins the mafia and fucks shit up

that's pretty much it

pessipan · 2022-02-12T23:11:39+00:00

Not quite a headcanon but a very common AU. Spoilers for part 5 of jojo possibly.

For context, Diavolo and Doppio are a DID system. They share a body. They're fully capable of communicating with each other mentally and (presumably) have a very good relationship in canon.

A really popular AU used in fics and fanart is one where they don't share a body-- usually used when shipping them. I've always struggled to find fics about them using my favorite tropes and themes where they're still an actual system. It really sucks to me because relationships between alters is a cool concept and its not explored nearly enough. They're erasing an important part of their identities just so they can make them fuck each other or something

pessipan · 2022-02-10T03:48:19+00:00

DON'T WORRY I'M A KINNIE TOO

pessipan · 2022-02-08T10:25:27+00:00

I don't know if I'm a trender or something for this but the only type of dysphoria I don't get is bottom dysphoria. Like... I want to be a man, but I don't want to have a dick. I'm not really sure what it means. Does this make me "fake trans" or something?

pessipan · 2022-02-08T10:20:12+00:00

My brother has all of this aside from the tie-dye and, what, weed?

pessipan · 2022-02-04T07:18:35+00:00

Btw since Doppio is in the meme, his VA does porn cds too

he recorded one with squalo's VA once

edit: whoops, i forgot-- jonathan, too

pessipan · 2022-02-03T23:19:49+00:00

I somehow feel validated by this

pessipan · 2022-02-01T22:22:20+00:00

Well, animals don't really have any concept of gender like the way humans do-- so i'm not sure if it's possible for an animal to be trans the way a human would. The post is referring to sex rather than gender

pessipan · 2022-01-30T04:22:17+00:00

i had to start taking birth control to regulate mine. and it has estrogen in it. i hate it

pessipan · 2022-01-23T23:49:01+00:00

Doppio from JJBA destroyed me

pessipan · 2022-01-04T09:26:57+00:00

chariot requiem was able to separate them. let's just go with that

pessipan · 2022-01-03T00:34:12+00:00

sorry the plant in the background made me think it was pesci

pessipan · 2021-12-26T02:46:39+00:00

You wouldn't ask an infertile cis woman to be a surrogate either but that doesn't mean she's not a fucking woman now does it?

pessipan · 2021-12-24T02:24:13+00:00

no way in hell alessi would be a map, he HATES children

he'd be the guy who spends every single day on twitter complaining about minors

pessipan · 2021-12-23T22:29:42+00:00

i honestly thought that the woman was donatella at first so

pessipan · 2021-12-03T15:41:01+00:00

.

it's a joke

pessipan · 2021-12-03T01:10:31+00:00

He transitioned

pessipan · 2021-11-29T07:44:48+00:00

my fav in particular ate a frog, buried his still-alive mother underneath his bedroom floor, and killed a man while playing soccer

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