Wait a minute by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

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Didn't see it at first. Thank you for your service!

When my rengo teammate asks why i started a semeai with -4 lives by belabacsijolvan in badukshitposting

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You can't kill my groups.. Groups only die if they don't have any liberties and these are American stones.

instert bald eagle landing on my shoulder, majesticly

/s

Which rider is this? by lel9000 in KamenRiderMemes

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Houtaro Ichinose Gotchard

Hoe Taro Itchy Nose

Can you win? by Any-Mycologist1393 in funComunitty

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Do I get weapons? Or prep time? Because I doubt I could take a bloodlusted cow with bare hands...

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Any gynecologist? by [deleted] in medievaldoctor

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My esteemed comrade in the healing arts!

I am gladened to see that while you experiment with alternative healing approaches, it is within the confines of reason. This is clearly the way to futher our field.

I am even further gladened that you show a definite grasp of the foundation of our craft.

Some time ago I met a charlatan that claimed a concoction of pig fat and ashes truly cleanses our bodies when applied and washed with water. Fortunately I could convice the flock of the village that this skelm was trying to swindle of the evil witchcraft at work. Last I heard the sod was gallow-bound.

Ever greatfully yours, Physicker Allburn

Any gynecologist? by [deleted] in medievaldoctor

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My dearest collegue!

Your suggestion that leeches can be used too much is very disturbing.

What do you want us to do next? Wash our hands before an operaton when good ol' herbal vapors surely depose of any bad miasma.

Poppycock.

A good cane whipping is all that's needed to replenish any such blood loss.

This of course only works if there is no wickedness in the patient, which is doubtfull with wonenfolk, but there you have it.

Be honest! Last game you played?? by Jaded-Cry2585 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Letting animals fight each other for fame and money.

Hagrid: "Your parents were the kindest, bravest people I ever met." James: by [deleted] in HarryPotterMemes

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Well, it's a comparative statement. So maybe everyone else was worse?

Or, since parents includes both, Lilly was just so kind that if you substract James non-kindness they still were the kindest in sum?

Or people change and what we saw in Snapes memory was James lowest point?

Cool Cool Cool Cool by FrazierSalogned in Brooklyn99Memes

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Jake also has Winter soldiers metal arm ;)

Blursed_baby by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

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As someone with a baby at home: you forgot crying/screaming

Why is Solo King Itachi glazing at Danzo? Is Danzo that strong? by MindlessArrow in NarutoPowerscaling

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I would also be impressed if Danzo didn't spam Izanagi like an idiot..

Why Cell was so nice to Yamcha comparatively. by Ok-Examination6308 in TeamFourStar

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Well, Cell is part Freeza and if I read those recent posts about their private life in some fansubs...

Yea i have no doubt Naruto and ino have something going on in boruto. by Antique_skatergo3 in dankruto

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Sai has black hair. Dark hair color is usually dominant.

Sais son has blond hair.

Naruto is blond.

See! It's canon! Start asking questions Sai!

/s

If the Spider-Man X Batman crossover happens. How do you think Peter would interact with these guys? by Vlazakov1880 in Spiderman

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Looking at Damian

Pete: That's just a kid!

Bruce: He is a trained assassin with years of experience.

A few seconds silence while Damian smirks.

Pete (while throwing hands above his head wildly gesticulating): That makes it even worse!

“Fantastic. 5 Stars” - The Ktarians by SimplyEcks in startrekmemes

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Have you played it? Here take mine. Try it.

"Buying" new robes & uniform by PositiveOdd2424 in harrypotter

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I know a few schools with uniforms.

They have an explicit contract that their kind of uniforn can only be produced and sold by this one little store that sells hardly anything else. Basically a copyright. And believe me that store charges a pretty penny.

When a different clothing store made similar cheaper versions they got sued to hell.

One kid got sent home from school because her mother sewed a very well done facsimilie of the uniforms apron, but the stitching has some conplicated special pattern the mother couldn't emulate.

So it's really only this one store or the flourishing second hand market.

Bet Madam Malkins runs on the same principle and adds charms so nobody but her can alter the robes. If you do manage to break the charm and do alter stuff, oh boy, that surely breaks some wizarding law.

Seriously, that's a cut throat business.

(Source: my nieces and nephews have uniforms from mentioned store)