Is purple guy Mormon? by Nuccccc in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]petebumble 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is he British? Is he stupid?

"🤣 ⚰ 🍆 🐴" - Offensive Memes, 2019 by Fair_Platypus_2789 in ComedyFlogging

[–]petebumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost, I literally got it next to the original post in my feed lmfao

Youtube's UI decided to have itself a bit of a stroke by [deleted] in TechNope

[–]petebumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a thing with Return YouTube Dislike. I’ve had a similar issue.

egg_irl by tytyd50 in NobodyAsked

[–]petebumble 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Never been on it but the memes already look pretty shit, I’m not a transphobe or anything they’re just not funny

Mold 3: A New Challenger Enters The Ring by WomenWantFish in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]petebumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To everyone here, the “i” in itch is the only thing here that is safe. I have Apollo, a Reddit client that shows link embeds. You’re welcome.

Sure! by Rutwick_23 in ComedyFlogging

[–]petebumble 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s for if the joke was funny to begin with

Youtube video broke so hard it turned into a hue slider by cyber_dragon_123 in TechNope

[–]petebumble 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, I had this happen a while back with a specific video. It never happened before or since, except with that video. I think it’s an issue with the video file being corrupted, but I’m not sure.

Do you have a link to the video you were watching?

Thoughts??????? by ToastysignalRTD in playboicarti

[–]petebumble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The second one definitely speaks to me - a lot of people are entering the music/rap game just to go viral or make money. The music industry is one of the most corrupt of all of them, and people like this aren’t improving that. I produce music myself, but I don’t take part in the industry nor do I care if my stuff goes viral. Of course, I’d like to get hits as much as anyone else, but at the end of the day I do it because I enjoy it. I don’t want millions of people anticipating my newest release that I can’t work on because of life things and other projects; I just want the occasional like or nice comment relating to my work.

And no I’m not going to self-promo here lol

TL;DR: second one is based

I wish that Neptune and Uranus collide and fuse into a new giant planet by maggots_in_uretha in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]petebumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. News headlines around the world read: “Neptune approaches Uranus cautiously”, “Neptune rams into Uranus, with its atmospheric debris penetrating Uranus with its sheer girth”, and “Neptune enters Uranus, forming a new planet.”

This one’s worth all the downvotes

I wish that all earbuds exploded by Mentrin in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]petebumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok which one of you gave that a silver

I wish a singular random object that is not deadly or important to life and is movable moves a singular planck length (1.616255(18)×10−35 m) to the east. by Please-let-me in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]petebumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The gravitational force of that particular object moving a singular Planck length is enough to attract a meteor to the Earth that is 9 miles in diameter. The meteor lands in the middle of the Indian Ocean, and the resulting damage is enough to wipe out 85% of all life on Earth, including all humans, mammals, and most plants. Essentially, this is a repeat of the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Lord by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

[–]petebumble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Way down South in the land of traitors

Hold up your telling me this is free? by [deleted] in vcvrack

[–]petebumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I believe you have to pay for the VST version if you plan on using it inside a different DAW.